I always got the impression that Liberace embarassed the poop out of Brother George. Lol.<quoted text>
Actually Liberace's parents were Italian and Polish. So you could be about half right in that when you are dressed in bib overalls and wide tie for Sunday School, you would be spit-n-polish.
Be sure to wear the high-top rubber boots and cover them with grease so that people might know you better as "Slick". It will also help if you step in some of the manure that you spread around LOL
Maybe for Christmas, Santa might bring you a green handsaw necktie, with a battery attached in pocket of the bibs and leading a wire to some little red bulbs on the tie and then you could really be flashy. LOL
That would be so cool on the Christmas tie. I could let my little light shine. Hehehe.