I wish he would let us in on his amazing daily Humpaburn adventures again too, Una.<quoted text>
Thanks Humpaburn, I'm almost as tough as you. Man oh man, you're a hoot poot. I do wish you would start giving your morning report again. Oh Humpaburn, please tell Chief Pootie Tootie where you bought your pink fuzzy bunny house slippers and if they had other colors to match his housecoat. Don't forget to tell him about the Red Tailed Hawks taking the other pair off of your feet while you were wearing them. Thanks, Fartman.
Old Humpaburn may be getting lazy....
But now if Humpers big 350+ pound chocolate wife found out he's been wearing his Dale Evans cowgirl boots...out playing cowboys and injins, its off the couch and back to that army cot, out in the cold garage again. I bet that's why he stopped telling those tree top tales of his.