my poop had corn in it

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oh my gosh

United States

#1 Jan 8, 2010
like oh my god ,im so like scared ,we had steak and corn for dinner last night and ohh my god 'this morning when i pooped it had undigested corn kernels in it ,like it was never chewed up . does this mean im deseased and like totally weird a
.oh please answer ..
waymoresblues

United States

#2 Jan 8, 2010
i hate to break this too you, but theres no easy way to say it, but cornpoop usually means you have a gene meaning your a distant relative to the jolly yellow corn poop giant .sorry to tell you that . if theres more than one full kernel in your next doody . your doomed .see an ass doctor at once
nancy botwin

Dayton, OH

#3 Jan 8, 2010
better than finding poop in your corn.
waymoresblues

United States

#4 Jan 8, 2010
nancy botwin wrote:
better than finding poop in your corn.
lmaaaooo good point .

“wishing”

Since: Sep 09

around your neighborhood

#5 Jan 9, 2010
nancy botwin wrote:
better than finding poop in your corn.
very good point
waymoresblues

United States

#6 Jan 9, 2010
i think miss omg has bigger problems than cornpoop lol .
oh my gosh

United States

#7 Jan 9, 2010
im like serious ,somebody please tell me why this is happening .omg if my friends like find out about this my life is sooo over 'so somebody please tell me if this is serious ,i just cant go around with corn in my poop if like i dont know if its serious or not .

“wishing”

Since: Sep 09

around your neighborhood

#8 Jan 9, 2010
its very serios so i suggest a dr and no more steak and corn ,,only chicken and mashed taters
Willy

United States

#9 Jan 9, 2010
Corn in your poop is very serious. I am a CNA at nursing home and when the residents have corn in their poop we know to call the family in. You better call the doctor fast dude.....this is scary.
waymoresblues

United States

#10 Jan 9, 2010
Willy wrote:
Corn in your poop is very serious. I am a CNA at nursing home and when the residents have corn in their poop we know to call the family in. You better call the doctor fast dude.....this is scary.
lmfaaaooo .hey oh my gosh, you should see what happens if you eat too many green beans .
nancy botwin

Dayton, OH

#11 Jan 9, 2010
It's only a problem if you have corn in your poop but you haven't eaten corn!
Try chewing your food little piggy.

“wishing”

Since: Sep 09

around your neighborhood

#12 Jan 9, 2010
i had peanuts in mine once but was able to get over it without any scars
waymoresblues

United States

#13 Jan 9, 2010
local_guy wrote:
i had peanuts in mine once but was able to get over it without any scars
lmfaaaooo 'mustve felt like shitting gravel lol . ya see there omg .just be glad yours only had corn in it .
waymoresblues

United States

#14 Jan 9, 2010
this is the funniest thread i ever seen on here ,topix known no boundries .
oh my gosh

United States

#15 Jan 9, 2010
im like totally serious about this and you all are making jokes ,i like never had anything like this happen to me before ,this could like really be serious and ruin my social life if my friends like found out that i had corn in my poop 'and im like scared theres something seriously wrong with me omg please tell me what do do .

“wishing”

Since: Sep 09

around your neighborhood

#16 Jan 9, 2010
i can now say i know how it feels to s#$t a headgehog

“Merry”

Since: Jun 08

Christmas

#17 Jan 9, 2010
What a whackedup thread.Only on Topix.Where you can start a thread about ANYTHING,lol.
poop doctor

Taylorsville, KY

#18 Jan 9, 2010
oh my gosh wrote:
im like totally serious about this and you all are making jokes ,i like never had anything like this happen to me before ,this could like really be serious and ruin my social life if my friends like found out that i had corn in my poop 'and im like scared theres something seriously wrong with me omg please tell me what do do .
LOL, AS FUNNY AS THE OTHER ANSWERS ARE, ITS NO BIG DEAL, THE HUMAN CANT DIGEST CORN, SO IT PASSES THRU, no big deal, happens to us all
nancy botwin

Dayton, OH

#19 Jan 9, 2010
How would your friends find out you had corn in your poop? LMAO. Do you look at each other's poop? Rate it for color and texture? If the appearance of your poop has any affect on your social life you have one weird social life!
If your a troll I like your sense of humor. If you're for real then just stop eating corn and find some new friends.
waymoresblues

United States

#20 Jan 9, 2010
poop doctor wrote:
<quoted text>LOL, AS FUNNY AS THE OTHER ANSWERS ARE, ITS NO BIG DEAL, THE HUMAN CANT DIGEST CORN, SO IT PASSES THRU, no big deal, happens to us all
dr poop ' i have a question . does the corn come out of your butt still yellow as when it went in your mouth' if so can you pick it out of your poop log and just keep reusing it . just think of all the money you would save on corn if you just pick it out and can it and have it for dinner with the next meal ,poop that corn out and do the process all over again .brilliant huh dr poop, what do you think.

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