Ellen Degeneres announces plans to marry

[Feklahr]

Okiegal57 wrote:

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Your photo, says it all...
What gene pool did you come from?

The genepool that doesn't have six fingers, harelips, and educational deficiencies!

So I guess we're not related!

[OmomoME]

Right on Ellen! You go girl!!!

[jello]

Feklahr wrote:

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The genepool that doesn't have six fingers, harelips, and educational deficiencies!
So I guess we're not related!

371 post ,,,,, be honest you really don't have a life

[Feklahr]

Good night, f**kwits! Try not to be too r3t4rded while I am gone!

Just kidding! We all know that you anti-homosexual bigots can't go two seconds without not completing a sentence, spelling something wrong, generally drooling on yourself, holding back society, perpetuating outdated values that hinder mankind...

[RachelMurphy]

Lorraine from Maine wrote:

Sick, perverted and disgusting

Yes you are Lorraine

[You re All Fat]

Lots Wife wrote:

When reading The Holy Bible about the evil lands of Sodom and Gomorrah, you find that Almighty God destroyed those immoral reprobates.
Good People listen,
Do NOT become part of this evil sweeping our land.
God's Judgment is coming to America.
Prepare yourself.

That's right! For the love of God, STOP TRYING TO RAPE YOUR NEIGHBOR'S DINNER GUESTS! Only bad things could come of it!

[Tyrone]

Feklahr wrote:

Good night, f**kwits! Try not to be too r3t4rded while I am gone!
Just kidding! We all know that you anti-homosexual bigots can't go two seconds without not completing a sentence, spelling something wrong, generally drooling on yourself, holding back society, perpetuating outdated values that hinder mankind...

Wow. Fucklar really needs attention. He is obviously a very lonely P.O.S. that everyone is laughing at. Don't worry, he'll go away and when he realizes everyone is ignoring him he'll eventually commit suicide. No one will care or even know he was gone. Sleep tight, loser! Say what you want, I'm not even going to check this again.

[philphan]

how many think gays chose to be gay? i really dont. i cant see them choosing the life of being hated,rocks thrown at them,windows busted out of the home & cars. most of them dont have a great life like we think.they get made fun of where ever they go.and talked about.i really feel that they are born this way not that they can help it.some men marry and have kids and then say i tried to live straight but i have always knew it was the right thing for me.if u know anyone gay then u know they dont have a easy life.and no im not gay.im happily married for 20 yrs lol

[John from Kenosha WI]

Granny x 4 wrote:

It's just sick if God wanted the same sex together he would have made Adam and Ed not Adam and eve.

god loves gays too. God belongs to everyone, and he made some of gay, some short, blonde, as artists...whatever. And he made mankind in the image of himself ( as in intelligence, philosophic understanding ) which allows each of us to love who we want. Quit using religion. It's so old!!! If you are that pathetic that you gotta have gays too hate, then that is your bias.

[Pinellas]

Congrats from a hetro male and his wife.
Best of Luck to Both of you.

[Lorraine from Maine]

Mae quoted "God also created homosexuality, physical deformity, autism, medicine and disease. If your son or daughter were gay, would you throw them out? Shame on you. I'm not sure about the God you speak of."

I have news for "Mae." God didn't create homosexuality, physical deformity, autism and disease. God created a perfect world. We all messed that up with our sin. We are responsible, not God. God weeps for us. Don't dare blame Him for the mess we got ourselves into. Soon, God's Son will return to redeem those who know Him personally, and all others will receive eternal damnation. Pray for Ellen and Portia. Homosexuality IS sick, perverted and disgusting, but we should love the sinner and hate the sin. I make jokes about her name but in reality, I feel nothing but the utmost pity for her. Use the proper word. It's "homosexual," not "gay."

[Then I Saw You]

Buzzard wrote:

Ellen is 50?
I smell a bit of plastic surgery...

50 is the new 40!

Like the Saturday Night Live Skit:

"I'm 50!!!!!!!!!!"

Good Luck to the girls!

[Sick]

Feklahr wrote:

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Nice comeback, you illiterate cretin!

Get a life!!

[Ruler o the Realm]

Congradulations Ellen and Fiance'. May your union be a long and happy one.
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In America. A right to the pursuit of happiness. Regardless of who agrees or not.
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Good luck.
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Peace

[Trin Tragula]

So which one of them straps on the artificial penis so that they can consumate the marriage?

My vote is for Ellen she looks more manly...

[Think]

Okay! Why do they call it GAY????? They are always mad at somebody. They want to Boycott some business or take someone to court all the time. They can't get along with real people. They should call themselves unhaps.

[Okiegal57]

Feklahr wrote:

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Well, even if you try to hurt my feelings (you didn't), I am still not a hillbilly Okie dip5h1t like you, so I will go on smilin'!

Nobody can hurt a person's feelings, when they have no feelings, honey. You are so funny and amusing. BTW, I am not a hillbilly, but from a large city. Far cry from the hills... Now, it's past your bedtime and your Mommy is calling you. Nighty Night little guy!

[Okiegal57]

Sick wrote:

<quoted text>Get a life!!

The poster has no life, can't you guess that? Pretty sad situation, huh?

[Carolyn B]

pizza time wrote:

They both dated Anne Heche right? Ellen and Portia went through all the other lezzes in Hollywood and were stuck with what was leftover - each other.

WOW...no wonder some folks love leftovers. I guess if you consider Portia a leftover...you must be spit on the gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe.

[Carolyn B]

Whitehair wrote:

I like the post callin her Ellen Degenerate. sure seems like a lot of the elite out there gather together.My reference to falling off the earth was the earth fault LOL

Big surprise...the simpleton from Kentucky thinks it is clever. Do you like the joke about the toothbrush being invented in KY too?