Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

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The Illinois House has approved a measure to legalize civil unions for same-sex couples.

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Gib

West Salem, IL

#37334 Jan 27, 2013
Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 pounds 38-24-36, with a string bikini on and no tan lines.

The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly, and in a breathless whisper says, "It's women like her that sometimes make me wish I was a lesbian..."
Lickalotta

Alpharetta, GA

#37336 Jan 27, 2013
Brenda Lee Johnson wrote:
If lesbians were born attracted to women then why do they dress like men?
Because some lesbians are a man living inside of a woman's body
Gib

West Salem, IL

#37337 Jan 27, 2013
A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.

"But dad, how will I know?"

"Trust me son, you will know.

After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand.

"Well son,how did it go?"

"Dad, I found out what you meant about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."

"But how could you tell he was gay?"

"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BUOY, THROW ME A BUOY"

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#37338 Jan 28, 2013
KiMare wrote:
KiMare wrote:
So why does a butch lesbian dress and act like a man to attract another lesbian?
Anyone???
<quoted text>
I am a redeemed cynic who remains barbarian. I sink the knife of reality to the hilt into the belly of denial and twist it with a smirk.
Clearly you said 'ouch'.
However, it is a serious question with a clear purpose;
Expose the defect of homosexual orientation. Mating behavior gone wild.
Clearly the answer is beyond your ability, so let me school you;
At the crossover point between masculinity and femininity lies GLBT at about 4%.
The spectrum runs from bi-sexual, various degrees of gay to transsexual who admit they got the wrong body with their brain sex.
Using lesbians as an example of how that variance exists even within homosexuality, you have an almost male brained butch lesbian acting out mating behavior to attract a barely lesbian lesbian who doesn't quite want a man.
However, those extremes clearly expose the broken pointless mating behavior.
Smirk.
Clearly you're the one saying 'ouch' if you were bothered enough by my calling you a troll to respond in such length, a little touchy are we?

Again mr cliche not all lesbian relationships are butch/femme. Wonder what you make of that. Smirk.

“KiMare'a the Monster Mutation”

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#37339 Jan 28, 2013
Mockababy wrote:
<quoted text>
Clearly you're the one saying 'ouch' if you were bothered enough by my calling you a troll to respond in such length, a little touchy are we?
Again mr cliche not all lesbian relationships are butch/femme. Wonder what you make of that. Smirk.
Not a long answer, except for an idiot to understand.

I didn't say all lesbian relationships are butch/femme.

Snicker.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#37340 Jan 28, 2013
KiMare wrote:
<quoted text>
Not a long answer, except for an idiot to understand.
I didn't say all lesbian relationships are butch/femme.
Snicker.
No but you seem strangely obsessed with that one question. "why does a butch lesbian blah blah blah" it's all you blather on about.

Here's a question, why do you seem to think people only dress and act the way they do to attract a mate?

“KiMare'a the Monster Mutation”

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#37342 Jan 28, 2013
Mockababy wrote:
<quoted text>
No but you seem strangely obsessed with that one question. "why does a butch lesbian blah blah blah" it's all you blather on about.
Here's a question, why do you seem to think people only dress and act the way they do to attract a mate?
I already explained the reasoning for the question. You need to look up mating behavior and the strength of its influence on behavior.

Smile.
jack

Markham, IL

#37343 Jan 28, 2013
if jack got on a horse and was afraid to get off --would you help jack --off the horse??

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#37344 Jan 28, 2013
KiMare wrote:
<quoted text>
I already explained the reasoning for the question. You need to look up mating behavior and the strength of its influence on behavior.
Smile.
Ok fine, lets make believe for a moment that you haven't been talking out of your asshole. Let's say you "Expose the defect of homosexual orientation." as you put it. Ok now what. Tell me why it matters. If two people are wired wrong or "defective" what do you care? How does it bring harm to anyone for them to marry? The handicapped are allowed to marry, hell even mentally handicapped people can marry. So "defect" and "unnatural" don't really cut it.

The only reason to prevent SSM is if it causes identifiable harm. All this nonsense about mating behaviors is irrelevant.
answer it

Markham, IL

#37346 Jan 29, 2013
Mockababy wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok fine, lets make believe for a moment that you haven't been talking out of your asshole. Let's say you "Expose the defect of homosexual orientation." as you put it. Ok now what. Tell me why it matters. If two people are wired wrong or "defective" what do you care? How does it bring harm to anyone for them to marry? The handicapped are allowed to marry, hell even mentally handicapped people can marry. So "defect" and "unnatural" don't really cut it.
The only reason to prevent SSM is if it causes identifiable harm. All this nonsense about mating behaviors is irrelevant.
but what about JACK?????
jon jon

Saint Louis, MO

#37347 Jan 29, 2013
I would!!!!
jack wrote:
if jack got on a horse and was afraid to get off --would you help jack --off the horse??
Mr Ed

Saint Louis, MO

#37348 Jan 29, 2013
Jon Jon makes me feel good!!!
jon jon wrote:
I would!!!!
<quoted text>
wilber

Saint Louis, MO

#37349 Jan 29, 2013
stop doing that to my horse jon jon!!!
Catholic voter

Naperville, IL

#37350 Jan 29, 2013
I'm against gay marriage.
Mr Ed

Saint Louis, MO

#37351 Jan 29, 2013
Jon Jon is nothing next to what your priest did to me.
Catholic voter wrote:
I'm against gay marriage.
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#37352 Jan 29, 2013
Catholic voter wrote:
I'm against gay marriage.
If you are straight or bi-sexual; you are restricted to straight marriage only
.
You're only eligible for gay marriage if you are gay
yes

United States

#37353 Jan 29, 2013
Catholic voter wrote:
I'm against gay marriage.
I'm not catholic and I don't believe in gay marriage either. They want to be "gay", be gay. But gay marriage should not be allowed. I think their are way to many homosexual men and women these days...
yes

United States

#37354 Jan 29, 2013
Mockababy wrote:
<quoted text>Ok fine, lets make believe for a moment that you haven't been talking out of your asshole. Let's say you "Expose the defect of homosexual orientation." as you put it. Ok now what. Tell me why it matters. If two people are wired wrong or "defective" what do you care? How does it bring harm to anyone for them to marry? The handicapped are allowed to marry, hell even mentally handicapped people can marry. So "defect" and "unnatural" don't really cut it.

The only reason to prevent SSM is if it causes identifiable harm. All this nonsense about mating behaviors is irrelevant.
there is more domestic violence against "gays", then there are straight people!= FACT!
Mr Ed

Saint Louis, MO

#37355 Jan 29, 2013
Jon Jon asked for my hoof in marriage. I said yes of course.
Rainbow Kid wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are straight or bi-sexual; you are restricted to straight marriage only
.
You're only eligible for gay marriage if you are gay
Rainbow Kid

Alpharetta, GA

#37356 Jan 29, 2013
Mr Ed wrote:
Jon Jon asked for my hoof in marriage. I said yes of course.
<quoted text>
You found True Love! Congratulations! &#10084;
.
Are we invited to the wedding?
.
Are you renting a limo for your horneymoon; or is Jon Jon planning to ride you bareback?

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