Dear Manmanman,<quoted text>
RevKen, I express invitations you for research etymology to english word "fudgepacker".
Are you still trying to figure out why you are so obsessed with sticking your proboscis into fresh cowpies?
Undoubtedly, you are a transmigrated reincarnation of Calliphora vomitoria, otherwise commonly known as the Blue Bottle Fly. It is your larval nature.