I'm going to heaven by good works and there's not a darn thing you can do about it.<quoted text>
Dude, your friends are even more batshit than u are.
I guess I did do my good Christian deed of the day. I arrived at the the flea market site at eight sharp as required but, this being the land of ma˝ana, no one was there and, knowing full well Valentine candy is half off on February fifteenth, I scurried on over to the nearby Walgreens and went with the one pound Russel Stover heart shaped box. Half off fourteen ninety-five is still seven and a half bucks but when quality counts go with the real chocolate rather than the cut rate chocolate flavored wax.
Well, after about a half hour of lifting heavy stuff I sashayed over to my coach and retrieved the heart shape box. I told the women 'Happy Valentines day, mis encantadoras' which literally translates as 'Happy Valentines day, my enchantresses'. Now I have made more than a few cross cultural blunders but this apparently was not one as the women were all atwitter.
Now this is just between you and me so don't breathe a word to a sould but I got two boxes.
God bless you.