A few suggestions for an El Paso happy new year

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Dmitry Chaplin, who has starred on "Dancing With the Stars" and "So You Think You Can Dance," spent last New Year's Eve performing with other TV dance stars in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Full Story
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Make DUI a capital crime

United States

#1 Dec 28, 2012
With all the local drunks,
The cops should just INJECT Insted of withdraw.
Rich

El Paso, TX

#2 Dec 28, 2012
(Huge sigh) Ahhhhhhh
Would you kindly just shut the hel# up Anthony, New Mucusco? You make no sense.
Wanna658i

Napa, CA

#3 Dec 29, 2012
Hello Ma,
.
I am happy to see the presents and the little puppy is happy too and runs around crazy happy and barks at shadows and eats all the kibbles and throws up and bites the slippers you sent and then has malicious diarrhea. Why did you send me a dog? The neighbors are banging on the wall every time he sets to howling, which is pretty regular. And Mrs BB is wondering aloud after her carpet after the little guy has finished dumpimg all over the poor carpet. He must have clorox in his tummy as every time he throws up the carpet changes color, she must have had this happen in past but I dont want to buy her a carpet if she dont like the new design. The radio is very nice. Happy New Year. Say hello to the BUM.
What

El Monte, CA

#4 Dec 29, 2012
Make DUI a capital crime wrote:
With all the local drunks,
The cops should just INJECT Insted of withdraw.
That's how you fat mexican women end up getting pregnant, because the drunk fat mexicant men don't withdraw from your panochas fast enough.
Who Cares

El Paso, TX

#5 Dec 29, 2012
?
Puppetmaster

Oceanside, CA

#6 Dec 29, 2012
What wrote:
<quoted text>That's how you fat mexican women end up getting pregnant, because the drunk fat mexicant men don't withdraw from your panochas fast enough.
You really hate women don't you? Gosh, maybe in the next life you will be born a Hispanic woman. However, there is no need to hate women.
What

United States

#7 Dec 29, 2012
Puppetmaster wrote:
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You really hate women don't you? Gosh, maybe in the next life you will be born a Hispanic woman. However, there is no need to hate women.
Why are you always after my balls lawnbitch? Is it because I am the only man that pays you attention? Can you really be that butt ugly that no other male wants you? You should try shaving off your mustache and perhaps guys will take notice.
POS

El Paso, TX

#8 Dec 29, 2012
An El Paso Happy New Year. I won't be in El Paso most of the year.
For Sure

El Paso, TX

#9 Dec 29, 2012
POS wrote:
An El Paso Happy New Year. I won't be in El Paso most of the year.
You lucky dog.
What

United States

#10 Dec 29, 2012
POS wrote:
An El Paso Happy New Year. I won't be in El Paso most of the year.
Good to know, less child abuse and molestation.
Puppetmaster

Oceanside, CA

#11 Dec 29, 2012
What wrote:
<quoted text>Good to know, less child abuse and molestation.
Another one to add to you profile. Why is only you that dwell these themes?
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#12 Dec 29, 2012
POS wrote:
An El Paso Happy New Year. I won't be in El Paso most of the year.
Thank you very much. We don't need people like you around who only want to criticize while overseas. When I was on the force, we used to run people like you out of the precinct with a cattle prod.
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#13 Dec 29, 2012
JWRussell USNR wrote:
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Thank you very much. We don't need people like you around who only want to criticize while overseas. When I was on the force, we used to run people like you out of the precinct with a cattle prod.
The imposter was never on any force except the chain gang. SO lets have everyone line the border with bottle rocks and other fireworks and set Juarez on fire especially along the areas where there is dry brush and salt cedar trees that really bun hot. Lest give the Narco and human traffickers fits. Then follow that up with smoke grenades and tear gas canister shots.
JWRussell USNR

El Paso, TX

#14 Dec 29, 2012
I personally fathered at least 12 children during my time in the service. I didn't mean to be a cad but I can't help it because I find the smell of women so intoxicating. I told my wife if I could just cut off my nose I would never be with another woman. She thinks I'm aiming too high.
What

El Monte, CA

#15 Dec 29, 2012
Puppetmaster wrote:
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Another one to add to you profile. Why is only you that dwell these themes?
Why is it that you always always always dwell and stalk my nut sac?
POS

El Paso, TX

#16 Dec 29, 2012
What wrote:
<quoted text>Why is it that you always always always dwell and stalk my nut sac?
Stop crying. not ever you wife stalked your sac. She killed herself because you had nothing to offer her. Crawl back into your cardboard box for the night.
FDC

El Monte, CA

#17 Dec 29, 2012
POS wrote:
<quoted text>Stop crying. not ever you wife stalked your sac. She killed herself because you had nothing to offer her. Crawl back into your cardboard box for the night.
I bet your wife's balls are bigger than yours!
POS

El Paso, TX

#18 Dec 29, 2012
FDC wrote:
<quoted text>I bet your wife's balls are bigger than yours!
I'm the only one that will ever know. You dead wifes cock was bigger then yours. Now you just use her leg bone to shove up your ass.
FDC

El Paso, TX

#19 Dec 29, 2012
POS wrote:
<quoted text>I'm the only one that will ever know. You dead wifes cock was bigger then yours. Now you just use her leg bone to shove up your ass.
Thats cause your wife is really a tranny.
POS

El Paso, TX

#20 Dec 29, 2012
FDC wrote:
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Thats cause your wife is really a tranny.
Oh so weak come back.

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