Yooppee goolee. Now we will be in a contest to become a donut capital with Portland Ore. Yuppies gotta have their bragging rights and different stuff to eat and drink now don't they. Purty soon you'll be reading about our elected city officials spending gobs of taxpayer money advertising Asheville as "Do Nut Crapitol of the USA". "Get yer beer n do nuts rightcheer in Asheville". Of course us local folk know most all these yankee yuppie transplants are always going to "do nut". Hey, how about an opening salvo do nut: "Tattooed gay do nut with real marijuana inside".