Twitter Fails in Attempt to Trademark "Tweet"

Aug 22, 2009 Full story: technologyexpert.blogspot.com 17
Nice try. In July I wrote about Twitter trying to trademark "Tweet." Not for the reason you might think, though: the request has been provisionally denied on the grounds that other companies had filed for trademarks of very similar words. Full Story

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#1 Aug 22, 2009
Good for the birds. Could you imagine birds having to pay royalties each time they tweeted? I guess nature would be a whole lot quieter.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Aug 22, 2009
I tawt I taw a gweedy lawyer.

I did! I did taw a gweedy lawyer!

“de omnibus dubitandum.”

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#3 Aug 22, 2009
I'm surprised they also didn't try to trademark "Twit".

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#4 Aug 22, 2009
I wonder if that little yellow bird at Warner Brothers has heard about this?

“de omnibus dubitandum.”

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#5 Aug 22, 2009
How about this singer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tweet_ (singer)

also this airplane:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-37_Tweet

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#6 Aug 23, 2009
On a barely-related note, I was looking online for a part for my lawnmower.

It's a tiny piece of metal with the ends bent down forming a 'U' shape, and a screw goes through it. This little sliver of metal holds the end of the throttle cable.

That little bent piece of metal has a patent on it and a 10 page explanation of how it's a clamp that holds the throttle cable in a fixed position.

“de omnibus dubitandum.”

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#7 Aug 23, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
...
That little bent piece of metal has a patent on it and a 10 page explanation of how it's a clamp that holds the throttle cable in a fixed position.
That's as bad as the Pentagon's hundred page manuel on how to make a fruit cake.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Aug 23, 2009
Caveat Lector wrote:
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That's as bad as the Pentagon's hundred page manuel on how to make a fruit cake.
I'm going to to head to the garage now and bend up a new one from a piece of scrap.

I hope the patent police don't come for me.

Oh, and it's humorous to peruse Mil Specs - there's one I have a copy of that goes into excruciating detail about the packing of taco shells. It is also several pages long.
Ray

South Milwaukee, WI

#9 Aug 23, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
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Oh, and it's humorous to peruse Mil Specs - there's one I have a copy of that goes into excruciating detail about the packing of taco shells. It is also several pages long.
Remember the $10,000 toilette seat, or the $600 hammer? People blamed the companies who made them, when in fact every time you call out a specification, it has to be met, and it has to be inspected to prove it has been met, and then there has to be certified documentation that it has been met. Does it matter if the hammer face is within .0001 of an inch wide? No, but if they call it out it has to be, and all of this costs. Blame it on the government, and engineers who want to justify their exsistence.

“U missed the point and u still”

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#10 Aug 23, 2009
And rightly so.

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#11 Aug 24, 2009
This twitter is like the worst website ever.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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Indianapolis, IN

#12 Aug 24, 2009
I have no use for twitter, facebook, etc. I have been coerced into being a 'friend' to two actual friends who are facebookers recently but I have no inclination to use it. Just doing them a favor of some kind. There's way too much info going up on these sites. Other than my name, there was nothing accurate in what I entered. A absolution NO pictures. Call me paranoid, I don't care.

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Since: Jul 09

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#13 Aug 24, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
I have no use for twitter, facebook, etc. I have been coerced into being a 'friend' to two actual friends who are facebookers recently but I have no inclination to use it. Just doing them a favor of some kind. There's way too much info going up on these sites. Other than my name, there was nothing accurate in what I entered. A absolution NO pictures. Call me paranoid, I don't care.
Paranoid people are often very intelligent...and SAFE!

“U missed the point and u still”

Since: Oct 08

don't no which way it went

#14 Aug 24, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
I have no use for twitter, facebook, etc. I have been coerced into being a 'friend' to two actual friends who are facebookers recently but I have no inclination to use it. Just doing them a favor of some kind. There's way too much info going up on these sites. Other than my name, there was nothing accurate in what I entered. A absolution NO pictures. Call me paranoid, I don't care.
Yep, I’m with you on this too. These sites are breeding grounds for all kinds of criminal activity. The way I look at is I wouldn’t hand my wallet to a group of strangers so why would I give up all this information on a web site?
Mother of Invention

Stamford, CT

#15 Aug 24, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
On a barely-related note, I was looking online for a part for my lawnmower.
It's a tiny piece of metal with the ends bent down forming a 'U' shape, and a screw goes through it. This little sliver of metal holds the end of the throttle cable.
That little bent piece of metal has a patent on it and a 10 page explanation of how it's a clamp that holds the throttle cable in a fixed position.
Check out this U.S. Patent......6,406,462
I wonder what the dude that invented it is like.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#16 Aug 24, 2009
Mother of Invention wrote:
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Check out this U.S. Patent......6,406,462
I wonder what the dude that invented it is like.
Lots of gold chains, large pinky rings, bulky watch, long sideburns, obnoxious personality, can't hold his liquor. Thinks all women must find him irresistable or else they are 'sluts.'

And judging by the illustrations, is less than 'average.'
Mother of Invention

Stamford, CT

#17 Aug 24, 2009
Uh Clem wrote:
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Lots of gold chains, large pinky rings, bulky watch, long sideburns, obnoxious personality, can't hold his liquor. Thinks all women must find him irresistable or else they are 'sluts.'
And judging by the illustrations, is less than 'average.'
Probably has a real short temper.....among other things. Amazing, there's all kinds of inventions for all kinds of people out there. I can just imagine the Sham-Wow guy pushing this product on TV.

Back to the article.....I have a few patented Tweets myself, they're of the odiferous variety.

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