Judging penis size by comparing index...

Judging penis size by comparing index, ring fingers

There are 28 comments on the www.latimes.com story from Jul 4, 2011, titled Judging penis size by comparing index, ring fingers. In it, www.latimes.com reports that:

Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are -- those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years.

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“The Buybull is innerrrent.”

Since: Jun 08

Parksley, VA

#1 Jul 4, 2011
The desirability and functionality of a penis can definitely be judged by the cleverness and vigor of anti talibangelical mockery its owner posts on topix.

I don't know for sure about size indicators. I think the maximum distance you can make between the tip of the thumb and the tip of the index finger on the same hand is a fairly reliable indicator of erect penis size for that person, however.

“ reality, what a concept”

Since: Nov 07

this one

#2 Jul 4, 2011
I posted this story solely for the description of how this study was pulled off. I've got this image stuck in my head now, so I just had to share it.

“WAY TO GO”

Since: Mar 11

IRELAND

#3 Jul 4, 2011
Rick in Kansas wrote:
I posted this story solely for the description of how this study was pulled off. I've got this image stuck in my head now, so I just had to share it.
Here you go Rick,
Here is a joke for men and boys, star if you enjoyed it?
Interesting Human Body Facts

- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).

- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

- Women blink twice as much as men.

- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

*** You looked at your thumb... Didn't you?!!

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#4 Jul 5, 2011
Well, the saving grace of yet another stupid, wasteful study is that at least the taxpayers in this country didn't pay for it. I never understood the fixation on size. Some of the best lovers I have ever had were average or less-than-average in the penis department.
CHAS

United States

#6 Jul 5, 2011
When they ask, I always reply,"How big does it need to be?"

Since: Apr 11

Sparta, MI

#8 Jul 5, 2011
Opiate of the Masses wrote:
Another thread proving just how sick you filthy gay pigs are!
And it also shows just how much you LOVE being on here. Got a woody yet?
Bill of Rights

United States

#9 Jul 5, 2011
Opiate of the Masses wrote:
Another thread proving just how sick you filthy gay pigs are!
Yup, the filthy, gay pigs are perverts for sure, all they think about is sex...24/7.
R1 is Pathetic

San Lorenzo, CA

#10 Jul 5, 2011
Awww......isn't it cute how R1 makes a post using yet another registered topix members nic in post#7 and then replies to himself with another topix members registered nic in post#9........and somehow he loves making up ridiculous threads about nothing, then complains about something like this.......AND he's here not once, but twice.......come on R1.......we know you are still looking at your thumb and wondering, right?

“Reality is better than truth.”

Since: Nov 09

Indianapolis

#11 Jul 5, 2011
I take it that science is homeschooled in Korea? This study is so flawed that a kindergartener could point out the problems:

Sample size was too small and there is no diversity.

A "stretched" penis is not the same size as an erect one; the corpus spongiosum expands in all direction, as does the skin, and to a greater extent than can be done my pulling the tissue. But it's a helluva good way to tear the corpus and make erection difficult or painful. Good going, science guys!

Bone growth can be changed due to nutrition or physical damage, meaning that the fingers themselves might not be as they were genetically meant to be.

I could go on, but these idiots don't deserve any more attention.

“Son of Abraham”

Since: Aug 07

Natural Deviant

#12 Jul 5, 2011
cpeter1313 wrote:
I take it that science is homeschooled in Korea? This study is so flawed that a kindergartener could point out the problems:
Sample size was too small and there is no diversity.
A "stretched" penis is not the same size as an erect one; the corpus spongiosum expands in all direction, as does the skin, and to a greater extent than can be done my pulling the tissue. But it's a helluva good way to tear the corpus and make erection difficult or painful. Good going, science guys!
Bone growth can be changed due to nutrition or physical damage, meaning that the fingers themselves might not be as they were genetically meant to be.
I could go on, but these idiots don't deserve any more attention.
I'm guessing your index finger is longer than your ring finger.

KIDDIN!

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#13 Jul 5, 2011
Opiate of the Masses wrote:
Another thread proving just how sick you filthy gay pigs are!
At least I HAVE a penis, instead of that vile little acorn you got buried under your big fat belly. When is the last time you actually SAW it, unless looking in a mirror?

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#14 Jul 5, 2011
Bill of Rights wrote:
<quoted text>Yup, the filthy, gay pigs are perverts for sure, all they think about is sex...24/7.
Just like your vile mother, when she is leaning on a lamp post in Dallas, waving at truckers and homeless. However, I shouldn't make fun of your PARENTS. Mom and "Number 18, serving number 18!"
SLIF

Toronto, Canada

#17 Jul 5, 2011
Bill of Rights wrote:
<quoted text>Yup, the filthy, gay pigs are perverts for sure, all they think about is sex...24/7.
We feel the same way about you filthy straight pigs and you wars,porno,and politics.
Girl

Ruskin, FL

#20 Jul 5, 2011
It does not work at all. There are boys in my school with small hands, yet they are all well over 8 inches! ;)
Disgusting

Carlsbad, CA

#22 Jul 7, 2011
Girl wrote:
It does not work at all. There are boys in my school with small hands, yet they are all well over 8 inches! ;)
How do you know so much about boys penis sizes? Why are all the young girls today such hoes?

“Reality is better than truth.”

Since: Nov 09

Indianapolis

#23 Jul 7, 2011
Ooohhh...somebody's jealous!
Disgusting wrote:
<quoted text> How do you know so much about boys penis sizes? Why are all the young girls today such hoes?

“I call it as I see it.”

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#24 Jul 7, 2011
Ask me if I care about all of this?
hoodathunkit

Bucyrus, OH

#25 Jul 7, 2011
RnL2008 wrote:
<quoted text>
Here you go Rick,
Here is a joke for men and boys, star if you enjoyed it?
Interesting Human Body Facts
- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.
- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).
- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
- Women blink twice as much as men.
- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.
- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
*** You looked at your thumb... Didn't you?!!
My first thought was that had to be wrong because it would mean that guys with less than an inch wouldn't have thumbs.

“WAY TO GO”

Since: Mar 11

IRELAND

#26 Jul 7, 2011
hoodathunkit wrote:
<quoted text>
My first thought was that had to be wrong because it would mean that guys with less than an inch wouldn't have thumbs.
Oh that's funny.......wonder if it's true? Most likely not, but just the image is sort of funny......lol!!!

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#27 Jul 7, 2011
If I like the man I don't care what his size is.

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