earl keese v is a fraud!

earl keese v is a fraud!

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THE REAL EARL KEESE V

United States

#1 Sep 5, 2013
Mr Keese, this is a few words of wisdom, I hope you take to heart. During the past few months I have had it brought to my attention of the many comments I so often make on TOPIX. And after a little viewing, I found that somebody has stolen my name, which is really interesting to me, considering I am a victim of identity theft in recent months. So, I made several phone call and inquiries with various agencies and they too find the matter quite interesting. In fact I believe an investigation is forthcoming in your direction. Which leads me to believe that you are not quite as intelligent you wish everyone to think you are. As for the photograph, you must have borrowed that from an old Senate photo gallery or movie still. I have noticed that you have posted over 1000 comments since April, my, you do stay busy. And you seem to appear to be versed in many subjects, and have more opinions that any politician could only dream of. Not to mention your crude use of the english language, I am not impressed. Though I am sure a person that has spent most of his life confined, finds time to read a lot. The Keese family name is that of breeding, education and wealth. Which none of which you seem to possess unless my hook or crook. Other than your many travels to the Topix Forum, I do not hesitate to say that my "friends" have discovered your likes to child pornography sites as well. You have nobody fooled except yourself, and in the future if you persist using my name on line, I assure you, I shall make every effort to make the Federal vacation of your dreams come true. Then the only trolling you will be doing is in the men's shower.
Earl Keese VI

Knoxville, TN

#4 Sep 5, 2013
No! I'm the real Earl, junkies see me and they be hatin!
I use tracer hacks to reroute ip bandwidth depth hubs!
By god, if you want to know if I've ever been accessing your computer you better find the Win32.exe and delete it, it's your only hope!
I have mysterious " friends" and unknowable "agencies" on speed dial, the NSA sub contracts for me!
I roam topix like the only stud dog in a kennel full of b!tches.
At the mere whisper of my name panties get soaked and drop!

I am the real Earl Keese and I'm playing you like a fiddle!
Coolest man in the world

Knoxville, TN

#6 Sep 6, 2013
Earl Keese VI wrote:
No! I'm the real Earl, junkies see me and they be hatin!
I use tracer hacks to reroute ip bandwidth depth hubs!
By god, if you want to know if I've ever been accessing your computer you better find the Win32.exe and delete it, it's your only hope!
I have mysterious " friends" and unknowable "agencies" on speed dial, the NSA sub contracts for me!
I roam topix like the only stud dog in a kennel full of b!tches.
At the mere whisper of my name panties get soaked and drop!
I am the real Earl Keese and I'm playing you like a fiddle!
I once parallel parked a train. I doubt you can even play the radio, let alone anyone like a fiddle. Pulling someone's dick out and licking across it is not playing someone like a fiddle.
Zimmermaven

Oak Ridge, TN

#7 Sep 6, 2013
What, Another Keese thread?
How original.
Handy Andy

Knoxville, TN

#8 Sep 6, 2013
interesting comments
Fed up

Knoxville, TN

#9 Sep 7, 2013
THE REAL EARL KEESE V wrote:
Mr Keese, this is a few words of wisdom, I hope you take to heart. During the past few months I have had it brought to my attention of the many comments I so often make on TOPIX. And after a little viewing, I found that somebody has stolen my name, which is really interesting to me, considering I am a victim of identity theft in recent months. So, I made several phone call and inquiries with various agencies and they too find the matter quite interesting. In fact I believe an investigation is forthcoming in your direction. Which leads me to believe that you are not quite as intelligent you wish everyone to think you are. As for the photograph, you must have borrowed that from an old Senate photo gallery or movie still. I have noticed that you have posted over 1000 comments since April, my, you do stay busy. And you seem to appear to be versed in many subjects, and have more opinions that any politician could only dream of. Not to mention your crude use of the english language, I am not impressed. Though I am sure a person that has spent most of his life confined, finds time to read a lot. The Keese family name is that of breeding, education and wealth. Which none of which you seem to possess unless my hook or crook. Other than your many travels to the Topix Forum, I do not hesitate to say that my "friends" have discovered your likes to child pornography sites as well. You have nobody fooled except yourself, and in the future if you persist using my name on line, I assure you, I shall make every effort to make the Federal vacation of your dreams come true. Then the only trolling you will be doing is in the men's shower.
I have been looking for true conversation with the Real Earl, topics such as ObamaCare, SYRIA, unemployment. Earl where are you????
mike

Cookeville, TN

#10 Sep 7, 2013
Earl Keese V wrote:
probably the next thing you should do is, claim to have my IP address, and threaten to make public my physical location.
c'mon boy, if you're going to do this, do it right.
The world will cheer when they slap the handcuffs on you and then where will that foul mouth of yours get you nowhere except a stay at the hoosgow Hilton..
mike

Cookeville, TN

#11 Sep 7, 2013
THE REAL EARL KEESE V wrote:
Mr Keese, this is a few words of wisdom, I hope you take to heart. During the past few months I have had it brought to my attention of the many comments I so often make on TOPIX. And after a little viewing, I found that somebody has stolen my name, which is really interesting to me, considering I am a victim of identity theft in recent months. So, I made several phone call and inquiries with various agencies and they too find the matter quite interesting. In fact I believe an investigation is forthcoming in your direction. Which leads me to believe that you are not quite as intelligent you wish everyone to think you are. As for the photograph, you must have borrowed that from an old Senate photo gallery or movie still. I have noticed that you have posted over 1000 comments since April, my, you do stay busy. And you seem to appear to be versed in many subjects, and have more opinions that any politician could only dream of. Not to mention your crude use of the english language, I am not impressed. Though I am sure a person that has spent most of his life confined, finds time to read a lot. The Keese family name is that of breeding, education and wealth. Which none of which you seem to possess unless my hook or crook. Other than your many travels to the Topix Forum, I do not hesitate to say that my "friends" have discovered your likes to child pornography sites as well. You have nobody fooled except yourself, and in the future if you persist using my name on line, I assure you, I shall make every effort to make the Federal vacation of your dreams come true. Then the only trolling you will be doing is in the men's shower.
This is no doubt a man who wont use his real name because no doubt heiswanted for something somewhere and now it has caught up to him and he thinks that he is untouchable like so many mean characters he cant help himself so he takes shots at everybody and if he is using your name -nail him make him wish he used his real name..
THE REAL EARL KEESE V

United States

#12 Sep 7, 2013
RE: MIKE>>>Thank you, the impostor is far from stupid, but farther from being half as smart as he thinks himself. Since our confrontation the other evening "THE FRAUD", has posted less than 30% of his usual dribble. And his taunting me, by saying that my Friends in High Places should post his actual location. Is further proof of his ignorance, it doesn't work that way, as I am sure you know. When they kick his front door in when he least expects it, cuffs his hands behind his back with the yellow streak running down iy and confiscate all his computer equipment. And take him his new home for what I will do everything to see is eternity plus 100 years. Then he'll know he crossed paths with the wrong old man. One final note, which you should find interesting, each time he posts under his chosen identity, its an individual count (charge). And since he has posted over 1000 times since April, you can bet he will have ample time to master being anal-posted in the big house. Have a great evening, EARL
funny

Knoxville, TN

#13 Sep 7, 2013
You people need some serious mental health therapy.
A poster going to jail for every post he makes?
Take a look at his profile picture and name. It's a John Belushi movie character. No laws broken for that.
He's playing you like a fiddle and he doesn't even have to be here to do it.
Raymond

Thorn Hill, TN

#14 Sep 7, 2013
Cops have better things to do
Real BigT

Louisville, TN

#15 Sep 7, 2013
THE REAL EARL KEESE V wrote:
RE: MIKE>>>Thank you, the impostor is far from stupid, but farther from being half as smart as he thinks himself. Since our confrontation the other evening "THE FRAUD", has posted less than 30% of his usual dribble. And his taunting me, by saying that my Friends in High Places should post his actual location. Is further proof of his ignorance, it doesn't work that way, as I am sure you know. When they kick his front door in when he least expects it, cuffs his hands behind his back with the yellow streak running down iy and confiscate all his computer equipment. And take him his new home for what I will do everything to see is eternity plus 100 years. Then he'll know he crossed paths with the wrong old man. One final note, which you should find interesting, each time he posts under his chosen identity, its an individual count (charge). And since he has posted over 1000 times since April, you can bet he will have ample time to master being anal-posted in the big house. Have a great evening, EARL
My God you are even more ignorant than Earl and Clawed Nut sack combined..You seriously are delusional...
mike

United States

#16 Sep 8, 2013
funny wrote:
You people need some serious mental health therapy.
A poster going to jail for every post he makes?
Take a look at his profile picture and name. It's a John Belushi movie character. No laws broken for that.
He's playing you like a fiddle and he doesn't even have to be here to do it.
That phoney is a rude crude fool who has nothing positive to contribute to anything.He may have stolen the name lord knows its been done to me before and has been used to make me look bad but its clear hes been caught and he knows it and whether its a movie character or not its still wrong..
funny

Oliver Springs, TN

#17 Sep 8, 2013
And you're nothing but a hot tempered big mouth.
So what's the difference?
So what say you give your real full name address and Email plus phone number.
That's what you're wanting everyone else to do. Lead by example big boy or get back to the back of the short bus you fell out of.
THE REAL EARL KEESE V

United States

#18 Sep 8, 2013
Have any of you loud mouths noticed that Mr. Earl has stopped posting ? Strange isn't it? Hummmmm ?
mike

United States

#19 Sep 8, 2013
funny wrote:
And you're nothing but a hot tempered big mouth.
So what's the difference?
So what say you give your real full name address and Email plus phone number.
That's what you're wanting everyone else to do. Lead by example big boy or get back to the back of the short bus you fell out of.
Why so you came come up here to punch me out?Buddy you think im fool enough to allow you that courtesy if you want to find me you work for it -or maybe your related to that foul mouthed jerk or maybe your even him -so let me lay it out to you threats don't move me so save it and trouble you get is the trouble you make so go away little gir-you bother me...
Real BigT

Louisville, TN

#21 Sep 8, 2013
Wow ya mean they have an OUT-HOUSE.??? Man I wish I had one,I pizz in a slop Jar and chit in old newspaper's and when finished I just roll them up and put them in the Dumpster at the Quick-Mart.
Earl sure taught me well..That Earl is a stand up guy for sure. Oh and Earl....KISS MY AZZ..Don't want ya to forget anytime soon the dislike I have for you and the dislike I have for your sorry Mother for giving birth to you. Have a good one Clawed Nut Sack Licker..
Quzzled

United States

#22 Sep 8, 2013
Yes that's right Earl is busy on the weekends , he's busy at his Mommies house. That the days he spends letting Mommy teach him his ABC's while he sucks her tits!
southern boy

Knoxville, TN

#23 Sep 8, 2013
Earl Keese V wrote:
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you panty wearing fhaggots have been busy this weekend.
hell, you even sucked in little mikey into your whinefest.
you stupid ignorant moron, i rarely visit this cesspool on the weekends.
i leave that to you lifeless azzholes who have nothing better to do with your lives than sit on your fat azzes and concoct stories about identity theft, child porn, and feds kicking in doors.
typical of some stupid georgia hick who still pees and shyts in an outhouse out behind their ramshackle single wide. or are you still squatting over a slop jar until morning breaks ???
not everyone from Georgia is a stupid hick.
Earlie five

Kodak, TN

#26 Sep 9, 2013
Keese, now V! Because he's been kicked out so many times, because HE LIVES IN THIS PLACE, lmao! Don't let him fake you, he never leaves this place. He thinks if he keeps saying it over and over some will believe it...he's the only one believing it, every one else knows he's a zero with zero worth. Living in his momma's basement. Don't let him sell you his bill of goods, they're noyhing but a pig in a poke,just like him!

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