Sleep with your iPhone?

Sleep with your iPhone?

There are 8 comments on the WISH-TV Indianapolis story from Jul 26, 2011, titled Sleep with your iPhone?. In it, WISH-TV Indianapolis reports that:

Grandma chases naked intruder from home A 70-year-old grandmother says she used a baseball bat to chase Police pepper spray rogue kangaroo Two Australian police officers used pepper spray to fight off a Sleep with your iPhone? You're not alone Updated: Tuesday, 26 Jul 2011, 7:05 AM EDT Published : Tuesday, 26 Jul 2011, 7:05 AM EDT ELLEN GIBSON,AP ...

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GO Granny

Lakewood, OH

#1 Jul 26, 2011
""Bonnie" said she grabbed the bat and ordered the intruder to leave. When he did not, the woman said she hit him with the bat and chased him out of the home."

I just LOVE women who can take care of a problem without having to call a man/police!

Hope she left him with a few knots on his head.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#2 Jul 26, 2011
How about researching Affluent Majority Guilt Syndrome? Symptoms include:

1. Writing articles condemning the latest gadgets.

2. Doing useless/frivolous research, often at the taxpayer's dime, to try to find something wrong with using the latest technology.

3. Taking up pro-environment, pro-animal causes out of guilt.

4. Advocating tax increases, since nobody should be allowed to be affluent nor enjoy their wealth, and you feel guilty for your own wealth or success.

5. Being politically correct, since you don't want to offend those "unfortunate people" which make you feel guilty for not being. Of course, "unfortunate" is what gated community snobs define that to mean - ie., anyone without a bunch of phones, 2 televisions, 2 cars, a pool, a snobby attitude that is judging, and a college "education" at an Illuminati-infiltrated school, or anyone who is different in any way or has any sort of birth condition.

6. Imposing new laws and restrictions on technology. Since you feel guilty using them, you don't want others to use them either, and if they must use them, you don't want them to enjoy them, but to feel just as miserable.

Cure: There is no cure known at this time, since it would require a fundamental change of attitude, and people with this condition tend to be arrogant or narcissists. Thus they see nothing wrong with how they are. Yet they suffer and are cut off from recognizing it in their emotions. Thus that is how they can be so cold and non-empathetic towards others.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#3 Jul 26, 2011
Sleeping with an iPhone? Better use protection.

"...to people who love their iPhone, name their phone and buy their phones outfits," said Lisa Merlo, director of psychotherapy training at the University of Florida.

Hey, any ideas where I can get a cell-phone dress for Keisha?

““You must not lose faith ”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#4 Jul 26, 2011
How many phones is one supposed to sleep with, to be considered AMGS sufferer.
How many dresses is one supposed to buy for ones phone...

Life get's harder by the post.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#5 Jul 27, 2011
Quoted from the article: "...Two Australian police officers used pepper spray to fight off a Sleep with your iPhone? "

WTF is up with that?

“Here comes the big one!”

Since: Sep 10

Anonymous Proxy

#6 Jul 27, 2011
Is it set on vibrate?

Since: Mar 11

Louisiana

#7 Jul 27, 2011
Does it come with a Snuggie?
swamp dog in lousiana

Lafayette, LA

#8 Jul 27, 2011
hell no i go to sleep to get away from the phone

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