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Miggs
Indianapolis, IN
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JPJ, did you and the ladies have a Thanksgiving Gathering at the Golden Corral last week?
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John Paul Jones
Indianapolis, IN
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Miggs wrote: JPJ, did you and the ladies have a Thanksgiving Gathering at the Golden Corral last week? I stuck my 10 inch drumstick to several of the old and decrepit hags. Their withers enjoyed after we cleared the cob webs and added lube.
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John Paul Jones
Indianapolis, IN
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Well, I must tell ya folks that the above isn't me. That must be some sick sap on here. Miggs, we did not. We are gonna get together for a Christmas gathering. The gents are going to bring the ladies some gifts. I know they enjoy those smelly candles and perfume. I think Ol' Roy might be dressin up as Santa Claus even. I'm gonna wear my Old Spice as usual because Ol' Red loves it so much. Miggs, are you going to join us for a night of fun and presents?
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Jack Cottey
Indianapolis, IN
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John Paul Jones wrote: Well, I must tell ya folks that the above isn't me. That must be some sick sap on here. Miggs, we did not. We are gonna get together for a Christmas gathering. The gents are going to bring the ladies some gifts. I know they enjoy those smelly candles and perfume. I think Ol' Roy might be dressin up as Santa Claus even. I'm gonna wear my Old Spice as usual because Ol' Red loves it so much. Miggs, are you going to join us for a night of fun and presents? This is true. Everyone knows John Paul has a very small penis.
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Jack Cottey
Indianapolis, IN
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John Paul Jones wrote: <quoted text> I stuck my 10 inch drumstick to several of the old and decrepit hags. Their withers enjoyed after we cleared the cob webs and added lube. Did yall use turkey grease as lub?
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John Paul Jones
Indianapolis, IN
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Hank, thank you son. I hope you had a very pleasant Thanksgiving yourself. You are a good man my friend. We are gettin together before Christmas, Hank. I hope you will be with us. Hank wrote: <quoted text> Just a few days til the getogether. Happy Thanksgiving my friend!
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Ole Red
United States
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Me and the other old gals use to call John Paul "chicken wing" because his member was so small. He was easy on us gals and we appreciated it. He is the same now. Just a good old man will to spend money on us for our company and it no work on us at all!
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Betsy
Indianapolis, IN
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John Paul do you have a little money you want to spend tonight?
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John Paul Jones
Indianapolis, IN
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Betsy, I do have a little money to spend but not tonight gal. This ol' arthuritis has kept me up since that cold front moved in. That's the reason I'm up this late. Where did you want me to spend my money? I might go in the morning and have a bit of coffee and relax somewhere if I can get up and moving.
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Betsy
Indianapolis, IN
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John Paul, I will work your kinks to a head. I will give you maximun release of your tension for $100.
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Betsy
Indianapolis, IN
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It is morning. Do you want to get those kinks relieved?
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Miley
Indianapolis, IN
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Do I have to wear a rain coat?
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Penny
Indianapolis, IN
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I will do you better and I will bring the hot sauce. I need the money to pay my rent, get food for the kids, and get something for Christmas. Maybe we can get a regular thing going John Paul Jones. You don't have to be lonely this holiday season. I will get the juice out of your wing nut and we will both be happy. Guaranteed!
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Alice
Indianapolis, IN
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I will give you a warm cookie for half price since you are so nice and are half the work.
Leave me a # to text.
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Pete
Indianapolis, IN
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You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant, including Alice. She has a helluva good menu with good prices.
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Henry
Indianapolis, IN
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When is the Christmas Party?
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Molly
Indianapolis, IN
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When is the next get together? I will bring some shrimp cocktail sause.
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Molly
Indianapolis, IN
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BTW, John Paul has the cutest little chicken wing, but I don't not about those russet potato nuts.
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Ike
Indianapolis, IN
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Do any of you hoees shake and bake John Paul Jones's chicken wing yet?
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John Paul Jones
Indianapolis, IN
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Some folks on here are wonderin about the gathering for Christmas. I think we've decided to have it up there on Shadeland at the Ryans on Dec.22 at 6:00 p.m. Eunice and Lester think it might be better to reserve it for more room. Ol' Red, Shirley, Janice, Jack and Ol' Roy think there might be a pretty big turnout for our gathering. Betsy gal, I don't do stuff like that anymore. I'm an old chap now. Miley, you won't need a rain coat since we're havin it inside a restaurant. Penny, are you makin hot sauce and bringing it as Christmas gifts? Sounds good gal. Alice, you can bring cookies if you want. Pete and Henry are you comin? Molly, I like chicken wings. Went to a chicken wing place not long ago with my friend. Ike, you comin boy? Don't forget those 10th St. ladies will be happy with a few small gifts. They like those smelly perfumes and candles and things like that. I'll wear my Old Spice for Ol' Red, of course.
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