Where is Drunk Mayor Ballard Today?
Pete

Pryor, OK

#22 Jan 3, 2011
Moe wrote:
I wonder if they are playing the finger smell game this year?
You know, when they secretively finger another's butt, then try to get the others to guess who it is by smell.
Those crooked republicans are gross and perverted.
Has Ballard had his smell test today?
Moe

Marysville, OH

#23 Jan 4, 2011
Ballard is getting over a hangover today. He was out partying last night with Brizzi and they were celebrating how he stayed out of prison and won his pension.
tim

Chicago, IL

#24 Jan 4, 2011
Howard wrote:
He is probably in a garbage can right now.
Will someone please take out the trash?
He is a jerk!
Larry

Anderson, IN

#25 Jan 4, 2011
Somebunny's jealous of the Mayor! Funny!
Pit Devil

Pryor, OK

#26 Jan 4, 2011
Pete wrote:
<quoted text>
Has Ballard had his smell test today?
Is that finger test?
Ken

Pryor, OK

#27 Jan 4, 2011
No. You have to constantly check to see if he has the smell of booze on his breath.
Opie

Marysville, OH

#28 Jan 4, 2011
I bet he is passed out in an alley outside of Union Station right now. He is such a drunk.
Mao

Marysville, OH

#29 Jan 4, 2011
No telling where this bum is, but what thing for sure is that he is on the tax payer's dime.
Mao

Marysville, OH

#30 Jan 5, 2011
He will probably be giving a ribbon to somebody today. He will be drunk. Just smell his breath.
tim

Chicago, IL

#31 Jan 5, 2011
Mao wrote:
He will probably be giving a ribbon to somebody today. He will be drunk. Just smell his breath.
He is a clown.
tim

Chicago, IL

#32 Jan 5, 2011
Mao wrote:
No telling where this bum is, but what thing for sure is that he is on the tax payer's dime.
he is likely to be drunk though!
Moe

Marysville, OH

#33 Jan 6, 2011
Ballard is probably passed out at the pool in LA with Brizzi, Plowman, Durham, and Cottey.

A bunch of sick f***s!!!!
Big John

Pryor, OK

#34 Jan 7, 2011
I think someone saw his at the naked monkey or was it the furry beaver? The beauty salloon downtown.
Paul Stine

Marysville, OH

#35 Jan 9, 2011
I think Mayor Ballard is in the alley behind the Slippery Noodle.

He is passed out drunk.

He was at the game and then the bar.

He thought he was opening the door to the bathroom, but it was the alley. He walked out. He could not get back in.

He passed out.

He is a stinking drunk.
George

Marysville, OH

#36 Jan 29, 2011
Where is Ballard? Is he drunk somewhere or is he on a kick back trip to China or Hawaii?

It is sad that he is such a traitor. Mayebe the guilt drove him to the bottle.
Beach828

Avon, IN

#37 Jan 30, 2011
I saw Bart Peterson and the mayor having a few drinks at a bar downtown, both worthless pieces of shic getting drunk with a bunch of Democrats.
Pat

Marysville, OH

#38 Jan 30, 2011
Beach828 wrote:
I saw Bart Peterson and the mayor having a few drinks at a bar downtown, both worthless pieces of shic getting drunk with a bunch of Democrats.
Was their pet monkey Ryan Vaughan with them? Did he have his little act on while he performed his perverted acts?

Was Ballard the organ grinder?

All drunks. All disgusting.
Jerry

Marysville, OH

#39 Jan 30, 2011
Ballard is passed out on the Monon Trail. His monkey is just skipping out on his lease. I think the monkey just took a leak in Ballard's hair.

Just a drunk.
Andy

Marysville, OH

#40 Feb 2, 2011
The DOT just found Ballard passed out drunk on the lee side of a a snow drift on Meridian St. He has about an inch of ice layered on him. There is no sign of the monkey. Maybe Mr. Clark has him or Barnes and Thornburg took him up to the Penthouse to steal the money out of his little cup.

The DOT crew thinks Ballard must have passed out during the funeral procession for the slain officer. He was frozen with his right hand in a salute and his left hand holding a big silver flask of of gin.
Howard

Marysville, OH

#41 Feb 2, 2011
What is that drunk doing now?

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