Indiana exorcist fights the devil

Indiana exorcist fights the devil

There are 7 comments on the WTTV Indianapolis story from Oct 30, 2012, titled Indiana exorcist fights the devil. In it, WTTV Indianapolis reports that:

Vince Lampert grew up in the Haughville community on Indianapolis' east side. He said he saw a lot of things in his neighborhood as a boy, but nothing like he saw on a trip to Rome for study at the Vatican in 2006.

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Pat

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Oct 30, 2012
Don't this idiot know Haughville is on the West side?
man kind

Phoenix, AZ

#2 Jan 20, 2014
vince lampert witch devil do you fight???????.you now by now vince jesus par-tis-apated in witchcraft being a exorcist,,,tell the people all about jesus craist,you use two words like there one truth vince deafeets devil,,,how a bout bones in devils tail there is truth,,end of devils tail is in what shape,three fingers and three toes truth to all this..and a flater face than people,,,,,,,,,,horns yes on the side of the head 2 inchs at most,,,,,,,,then tell truth mr lampert about devils fruit in the forist no truth from devil aftr eating fruit evil to the mind,,,,,god we need a new comuter,
Gimme a break

Indianapolis, IN

#3 Jan 20, 2014
man kind wrote:
vince lampert witch devil do you fight???????.you now by now vince jesus par-tis-apated in witchcraft being a exorcist,,,tell the people all about jesus craist,you use two words like there one truth vince deafeets devil,,,how a bout bones in devils tail there is truth,,end of devils tail is in what shape,three fingers and three toes truth to all this..and a flater face than people,,,,,,,,,,horns yes on the side of the head 2 inchs at most,,,,,,,,then tell truth mr lampert about devils fruit in the forist no truth from devil aftr eating fruit evil to the mind,,,,,god we need a new comuter,
Uhhhh, What the {uck did you just say?!?1?1?1
man kind

Phoenix, AZ

#4 Jan 20, 2014
Gimme a break wrote:
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Uhhhh, What the {uck did you just say?!?1?1?1
just call mr lampert dawg hel tell you what devil really looks like,,,and will back me up on it,,,
man kind

Phoenix, AZ

#5 Mar 7, 2014
I belev in god limbert...his flash his bone his blood his mind his guts,,,and you belev in jesus?...men in his own relgin wanted him dead..not the romens will be truth you teach to the people,,,,look up the word nothing read it out loud then think about it,an youl be with me people,,u can fast when u not eat or u can get to nothing when u not eat.but when u eat u get to me fast and eat that is me
vince lampert

Phoenix, AZ

#6 Nov 6, 2014
devil fighter,tell us how you fight the devil?,lamprt.in the forest of the poison fruit,whitch truth bets the devil.you shall eat of the fruit to know the truth of the devil.
Heraldus Maximus

Charleston, SC

#7 Nov 9, 2014
vince lampert wrote:
devil fighter,tell us how you fight the devil?,lamprt.in the forest of the poison fruit,whitch truth bets the devil.you shall eat of the fruit to know the truth of the devil.
The serpent tempted me to eat of the fruit of the tree, which was pleasing to the eye, and I did, and lo! Several hours later I had the worst case of the runs! Soon the Lord appeared to me. "What the PHUCK!" said the Lord...."who ate my God damned fruit? Was it you, Adam?" I was just wiping myself with a fig leaf when the Lord called me to his office. "Son, you let me down. You ate my fruit. The reason I did not want you to eat it is that it gives you the runs...and makes you see the truth.
"You mean, like magic 'shrooms?" I asked God.
"Shut the phuck up" yelled God. Soon my old lady Eve came in, moaning, with foul smelling brown streaks running down her legs.
"You too?" asked God.
That very day we were loaded onto the back of God's truck and driven to the outskirts of heaven. God's bouncers-I think they were Cuban, but Eve said they were definitely Colombian-tossed us out. We tried to get food stamps for our kids Cain and Abel, but no dice. And that is the story of man's fall.

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