5'1" @ 335lbs.<quoted text>Anndrew, I stated I was 5'1" and 335 lbs. I never said I was a fat slob. That is just your, and many others take. And if it sends chills up your spine quit peeking when you think people are not watching!!!
You are a double-wide.
You should wear a T shirt with WIDE LOAD printed on the front. Yellow with black lettering.