Who will win the Zombie Apocalypse? Repubs or Demos?

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Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Jan 12, 2014
Who will win the Zombie Apocalypse? Repubs or Demos?

I think Dems will because God and Jesus are on their side...even though Jesus is technically a zombie.

“Reality is better than truth.”

Since: Nov 09

Indianapolis

#2 Jan 12, 2014
Dems. The reps won't be able to tell the zombies apart from the teabaggers until it's too late.
Linda Bledsoe

United States

#3 Jan 13, 2014
Republican-minded people have the advantage of being self-sufficient. This would potentially be life-saving in such an event.

Waiting for the government to come save you from zombies would not be the optimal survival stratey. Complaining about what others have does not really assist in this case.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#4 Jan 13, 2014
The Dems would win. All the zombies would go after the fat slob republicans like Christie in a eating frenzy. While they are busy devouring the scum, we dems will be able to sneak up on them and cut their heads off.
Ralph

Bloomingdale, IN

#5 Jan 13, 2014
Moe wrote:
Who will win the Zombie Apocalypse? Repubs or Demos?
I think Dems will because God and Jesus are on their side...even though Jesus is technically a zombie.
zombie a-pair-o-lips? I thought the political types were the mindless twits roaming aimlessly seeking to destroy to maintain power.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#6 Jan 13, 2014
Locally we OWS saints will be safe because of tea baggers like the roly poly Ralph. While the zombies are relishing Ralph's adipose we will stab them at the base of the skull with a red hot fire poker.

We will win.
Moe3

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Jan 13, 2014
Republicans win! The Obamacrats will be standing line in the welfare and Obamaphone line waiting for handouts. easy targets. Then they will have handed over their guns so they have no way to fight except spears and rocks. Obamacrats don't have a chance.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Jan 13, 2014
All we have to do is pass some more legislation to empower ObamaCare some more and the tea baggers will go in a trance trying to vote it down over and over again.

They will not see the zombies coming. Poof the republicans are zombia pooh.

Do zombies poop?

They would have to. Can you imaagine what it would be like to having a poisonous meat in your body like a tea bagger?
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#9 Jan 13, 2014
Some may say tea baggers ARE the ZOMBIES!

Parasites that turn victims into mindless, zombie-like slaves are fairly common in nature. There's one called toxoplasmosa gondii that seems to devote its entire existence to being terrifying.

This bug infects rats, but can only breed inside the intestines of a cat. The parasite knows it needs to get the rat inside the cat (yes, we realize this sounds like the beginning of the most fucked-up Dr. Seuss poem ever) so the parasite takes over the rat's freaking brain, and intentionally makes it scurry toward where the cats hang out. The rat is being programmed to get itself eaten, and it doesn't even know.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scient...
Moe3

Indianapolis, IN

#10 Jan 13, 2014
Besides, the dems would die of starvation because emperor Obamas handouts would end. They do not know how to fend for themselves. If they had to work for their food or housing, they would be lost. If it doesn't come in the form of welfare or section 8 then those Obamacrats are clueless.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#11 Jan 13, 2014
18 Crazy Right-Wing Myths About Obama, Debunked

1) Obama takes too many vacations.
FACT: As of August 16th of 2013, Obama had taken 92 days of vacation vs 367 for George W. Bush.
2) Obama has divided the nation.
FACT: Obama has done more to unite this nation than any president since Lincoln. But he’s up against a phalanx of 21st Century separatists, racists and neo-fascists, some of whom have openly proposed seceding. Here… let me hold that door for you. Besides; who’s dividing the Republican party into right wing and ultra-far right wings? Is Obama doing that too? Nope. Look in a mirror Teabigots.
3) Obama’s policies are bankrupting America.
FACT: Reagan added $1.9 trillion to the debt. Bush Sr. added an additional $1.5. Clinton added $1.4. Dubbya added $6.1. Obama has added less than $3.0, the bulk of which was to offset the effects of the Bush recession. Who holds that debt? China; $1.2 trillion. Japan; $900 billion. The Fed; $1.6 trillion. The public; $3.6 trillion. Government trusts; $1.9 trillion. Social Security; $2.7 trillion. So nice try, but no Kewpie doll for you
4) Obama’s a socialist.
FACT: Hardly. Obama’s economic and social policies are to the right of Kennedy’s, Eisenhower’s, Nixon’s, and even some of Reagan’s. If Obama’s a socialist, then Eisenhower, who had a 91% top tax rate, was a Republican Marxist.
5) Obama lied about keeping your present healthcare insurance.
FACT: Lying and being wrong are two different things. Obama turned out to be wrong, but he didn’t lie. He appeared before the cameras 28 times, repeating the exact same words —“If you like your present policy, you can keep it,” knowing full well he was being recorded each time. If you believe any president would deliberately set himself up like that, then Fox News is indeed the place for you.
6) Obama’s weak on foreign policy.
FACT: Osama bin Laden, the man who murdered 3,000+ Americans on 9/11 is dead. Muammar Khaddafi, the man who blew 300+ Americans out of the sky is dead. More al Qaeda terrorists were taken out under just Obama’s first three years than during the entire 8 years of Bush’s “War on Terrorism,” where we somehow managed to wind up in Iraq; a country that offered asylum to zero terrorists.‘Nuff said.
7) Obama has taken sides with the Arabs against Israel.
FACT:“I think that from my point of view as defense minister they (American/Israeli relations) are extremely good, extremely deep and profound. I can see long years, um, administrations of both sides of political aisle deeply supporting the state of Israel and I believe that reflects a profound feeling among the American people. But I should tell you honestly that this administration under President Obama is doing in regard to our security more than anything that I can remember in the past. In terms of the support for our security, the cooperation of our intelligence, the sharing of sorts in a very open way even when there are differences which are not simple sometimes, I’ve found their support for our defense very stable.”~ Ehud Barak, former Prime Minister of Israel
But what would he know?
8) America is less safe under Obama than ever before.FACT :
3,000 Americans killed by al Qaeda on 9/11, when George W. Bush was president. Zero successful al Qaeda attacks on America under Obama. Do the math.
9) Benghazi is Obama’s 9/11.
FACT: There were 13 attacks on American embassies during the Bush years, resulting in some 100 deaths. But Fox News and their reich-wing cohorts has never mentioned them. Benghazi is something that happened to us, not something the administration did. I’m sorry you haven’t gotten the memo, but Benghazi is just another Fox non-story. Same with the IRS “scandal.”
10) ObamaCare is Obama’s 9/11.
See #9.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#12 Jan 13, 2014
ROLY POLY MAN
Donovan

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I open my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquillity.
'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity.
'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Here comes the roly poly man and he's singing songs of love,
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly, poly he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang,
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang
Ralph

Bloomingdale, IN

#13 Jan 13, 2014
Moe wrote:
Locally we OWS saints will be safe because of tea baggers like the roly poly Ralph. While the zombies are relishing Ralph's adipose we will stab them at the base of the skull with a red hot fire poker.
We will win.
Always happy to offer something for the many.
Ralph

Bloomingdale, IN

#14 Jan 13, 2014
Simpleton wrote:
ROLY POLY MAN
Donovan
Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I open my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquillity.
'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity.
'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Here comes the roly poly man and he's singing songs of love,
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly, poly he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang,
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang
De-lite-full
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#15 Jan 13, 2014
For you roly poly enjoyment I present the following with a pearl necklace and soy sauce:

http://youtu.be/3lKCUuyojDI
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#16 Jan 14, 2014
Just read The Patriot of Honor's post here about Hillary. This is perfect evidence of how retarded and crazy the tea baggers are.

The OWS, libs, and Dems have demolished the brain damaged republicans.

We Rule!!!
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#17 Jan 14, 2014
Ralph wrote:
<quoted text>zombie a-pair-o-lips? I thought the political types were the mindless twits roaming aimlessly seeking to destroy to maintain power.
Sprinkle some turnip juice on it and it will be good as new.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#18 Jan 14, 2014
If you’ve spent any time watching movies, reading news stories about bath salts, enjoying AMC original programming, or farting around on Facebook, you’ve encountered the question about whether a zombie apocalypse could actually happen.

Zombie stories range from the absurd (in films like Chopper Chicks in Zombietown) to the allegedly realistic (most recently in World War Z), but they all hinge on the question of what you would do in a worldwide outbreak of brain-eaters.

Now that zombies have become possibly the most revered monster in horror and popular cinema (with Twilight vampires not counting because they aren’t real monsters), some people have wondered how fictional the day rising up is, but since we like to think outside the coffin, we started wondering: If a zombie apocalypse did happen, how long would it actually last?

The Answer: Only a few months

Obviously, the main ingredient needed for a zombie apocalypse is zombies. However, the problem with zombies is they’re dead. Many films and television shows would have you believe that there would be an unending supply of dead bodies on the move during the zombie apocalypse because every dead person would start stumbling around on the search for human flesh. However, one of the things that make zombies so terrifying would be their undoing.

They rot.
- See more at: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/how...

Since: Dec 06

Indianapolis

#19 Jan 14, 2014
Don't worry because the democrats will create a story that those zombies will kill every human being. Then they will invite the same zombies to become citizens of the United States by giving them a pathway. Besides everyone knows that dead democrats vote often.
Moe

Indianapolis, IN

#20 Jan 14, 2014
DavidM wrote:
Don't worry because the democrats will create a story that those zombies will kill every human being. Then they will invite the same zombies to become citizens of the United States by giving them a pathway. Besides everyone knows that dead democrats vote often.
I say we should improve the demo ghost voting and rule for the next thousand years. The republicans and tea baggers must be defeated at any cost and bad things happen in war.

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