Vote Romney! Bring Elegance and Daint...

Vote Romney! Bring Elegance and Daintyness Back To The White House!

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Miss Buffy Knobbes

Yeoman, IN

#1 Nov 6, 2012
Mitt Romney is a man of peace!!

When asked to serve his country in Vietnam Romney skipped across the Atlantic and spent his draft dodging years in an elegant and comfortable chateau in France.

Romney knew he wasn't meant to spend his youth and good looks in the jungles of war torn Vietnam.

Romney was born a multimillionaire,he was special and unique. Men such as Romney are men of wealth,privilege,status,taste, style and elegance. He was born to walk the well manicured lawns of the world's most exclusive country-clubs. He wasn't born to struggle thru the jungles of a war torn country in southeast Asia.

Mitt Romney is a bit of a nancy-boy..As the French would say....He's perfectly coiffed. Not the kind of rugged man you'd want hanging with you on a hunting trip. He'd probably shoot himself in the foot! Just like Mourdock!

Mitt Romney has expensively manicured hands. He spends more time at the nail salon than most women in the world.

His hair is perfectly sculpted and dyed by the most seasoned of hairstylists. In fact,Romney spends more time at the hair salon than most women of the world.

Romney maintains a FABULOUS year round tan (This changed just prior to the first debate...But I bet the tan makes its return)Romney spends more time in the tanning bed than most models,porn stars and that Hasselhoff (sic?) guy that was on Baywatch!

Mitt Romney is a man of Piece. He always wants a "piece" of the action. This is how he earned his millions upon millions...(Besides inheriting it and having Bain Capital receive a government bailout in 1992). He collected huge fees when closing American manufacturing facilities in the US and thus consequently sending those jobs to neat little places such as Malaysia,Mexico and China.

Mitt Romney is the architect of our current economy. A landscape consisting not of manufacturing and building.... But one of McWages and McJobs.

Some call Romney Fee Fee.....Not only because of his love for pink slips and collection of fees....But because of his sense of style and vanity.

Romney is a Fashionista!!

Romney acquired his fashion sense during his draft dodging years in France. Romney became enamored with the world of haute couture!

Romney has something no other presidential aspirant has ever had before.......His secret weapon...The panacea to our country's woes....The fountain that gives him strength....

His Magic Underwear!!

So today....Vote for Mitt Romney!!

The Chinese Politburo and the gambling interests of Macau are dependent upon my win. They funneled millions into my campaign.....Should they not get their moneys worth?

Let the prophecy of the Supreme Prophet Joseph Smith come to fruition and bear fruit!!

Vote Romney 2012 to bear fruit!!

Please keep in mind....My little boys ( who can do no wrong because they're special and unique ) have an ownership stake in the voting machines. We gotcha going in,we gotcha going out! Message

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Nov 6, 2012
Just like Obambi did?

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