Ballards Folly

Chicago, IL

#1 May 16, 2014
Everyone should do it!

The Ballard Administration:

We cain't fix the potholes coz we be givin' the billionaire sports teams owners subsidies and welfare. And don't forget all of the TIF districts! Plus,we ain't got the funds to repair streets,But we gots the funds to sue ya if yer start plantin' trees in them thar potholes! Besides,we gots to honor our end of the deal we made for the ROC building. You suckers are gonna keep payin'$57,000 dollars a month for a building we cain't use. Annnnnnnnnnnd....... We needs to build a soccer and cricket stadium!!!! Stadium...STADiummmmm......S-T -A-D-I-U-M!!!!!!!

Next Junket Please....
Next Junket Please

Chicago, IL

#2 May 17, 2014
The Ballard administration will be closing a number of public pools for the summer.

The good news is......The city will now be allowing residents to fill potholes with water and install diving boards on many of them for the summer season.
Prowd Tee Purty Membur

Chicago, IL

#4 May 28, 2014
Perhaps we can build new stadiums from a few potholes?

Mayor Greg "Dim Bulb" Ballard! Socializing the costs. Privatizing the profits!
Luci

Indianapolis, IN

#5 May 28, 2014
No way Jse

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