Houston Sucks
waco1954

Monroe, LA

#155 Jun 14, 2012
This is really fun.
waco1954

Monroe, LA

#156 Jun 14, 2012
The problem with Houston is all of you butt sniffers who cant find gainful employment in the shitholes you were born in.Go back to whatever slimepit you were been in and just starve to death.have a nice day.
waco1909

Monroe, LA

#157 Jun 14, 2012
1909 you are just being rude to these fine people.stop it.
Commander McBrag

United States

#158 Jun 15, 2012
Texans were always known for being proud and boasting about how everything is bigger and better in Texas, especially lies and exaggeration. This is the state that gave the U.S. it two greatest liar presidents, LBJ and Bush. What is true about Texas is that it is hot here most of the year. So, maybe that is why Texans are so full of hot air.
Welcome to Hells ton

United States

#159 Jun 15, 2012
You must be wondering how you got here.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#160 Jun 15, 2012
Commander McBrag wrote:
Texans were always known for being proud and boasting about how everything is bigger and better in Texas, especially lies and exaggeration. This is the state that gave the U.S. it two greatest liar presidents, LBJ and Bush. What is true about Texas is that it is hot here most of the year. So, maybe that is why Texans are so full of hot air.
yeah...everything we say is a lie.you sound like a smart person.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#161 Jun 15, 2012
Welcome to Hells ton wrote:
You must be wondering how you got here.
Born here.how bout you?
girl from Jersey

United States

#162 Jun 25, 2012
There are no freakin jobs in Houston...all thejobs are for effin constructiom but nothing for any careers in the pharmaceutical / biotech industry. Like it... but what's the point if my education don't mean Sh!t here.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#163 Jun 25, 2012
girl from Jersey wrote:
There are no freakin jobs in Houston...all thejobs are for effin constructiom but nothing for any careers in the pharmaceutical / biotech industry. Like it... but what's the point if my education don't mean Sh!t here.
I hear Burger King in Trenton is hiring.
Noted

Jurong East, Singapore

#164 Jun 26, 2012
Alright I guess that maybe right

“Hello People”

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#165 Jul 13, 2012
Well chase, get on back to your ghetto town, get you some section 8 housing, sit back on your porch and wait for your gubment check to arrive in the mail. The people down here in Houston will keep working, keep producing oil and gas to keep the lights on for shithole places like detroit.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#166 Jul 13, 2012
Commander McBrag wrote:
Texans were always known for being proud and boasting about how everything is bigger and better in Texas, especially lies and exaggeration. This is the state that gave the U.S. it two greatest liar presidents, LBJ and Bush. What is true about Texas is that it is hot here most of the year. So, maybe that is why Texans are so full of hot air.
Being gay is making you so bitter.
Commander McBrag

Houston, TX

#167 Jul 13, 2012
waco1909 wrote:
<quoted text> Being gay is making you so bitter.
Interesting choice of words. You must be dreaming of sucking guys off.

It took you a month to come up with that clever response. I guess you could not tear your self away Houston's brainless TV and radio programing during the month to post that brilliant response.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#168 Jul 13, 2012
Commander McBrag wrote:
<quoted text>
Interesting choice of words. You must be dreaming of sucking guys off.
It took you a month to come up with that clever response. I guess you could not tear your self away Houston's brainless TV and radio programing during the month to post that brilliant response.
Damn commander I never thought you'd even notice the post.Its been awhile since you posted and I thought you had moved out of the state.I noticed your post when responding to another one the other day.Obviously I don't know if you are gay.I did however just purchase a 92 inch Mitsubishi TV on which I watch a lot of programming.Mainly HBO...CINEMAX...AND the science channel.But not to worry.The next time you run Texas down I promise to come up with a far more resourceful insult!
Mickey Moose

United States

#169 Aug 10, 2012
The local news in Houston finally recognized that there is a rat infestation problem in Houston. However, the news only draws attention to the rats that hang out at Quebedeaux Park although the problem is much more widespread throughout the city than what the local news will recognize. Perhaps the attention of the local news was drawn because Quebedeaux Park is in the part of town with all the Court houses. With all the homeless, the prostitutes and lawyers who hangout in that part of down town, the rat problem must look much greater than in other areas. The city announced that they were going to distribute rat poison to deal with the rat infestation. So, if you see a lawyer napping on a bench, give him a nudge to see whether or not he is faking it.
Vagisol
#170 Aug 16, 2012
I like Houston I put dollar bills in the ladies underwears in the clubs all over town. Massage parlors for a full release. Mega churches to go sleep In after partying saturday night. They even got donuts and juice.
Welcome to Hells ton

United States

#171 Aug 18, 2012
girl from Jersey wrote:
There are no freakin jobs in Houston...all thejobs are for effin constructiom but nothing for any careers in the pharmaceutical / biotech industry. Like it... but what's the point if my education don't mean Sh!t here.
Here is a video that kind of agrees with you....

http://www.youtube.com/user/SEIU...

Since: Jul 07

PARK RIDGE IL.

#172 Aug 18, 2012
Welcome to Hells ton wrote:
<quoted text>
Here is a video that kind of agrees with you....
http://www.youtube.com/user/SEIU...
Every city has these kind of problems.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#173 Aug 18, 2012
Welcome to Hells ton wrote:
<quoted text>
Here is a video that kind of agrees with you....
http://www.youtube.com/user/SEIU...
If you can't take the heat...LEAVE! We will all wave you a fond farewell!

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#174 Aug 18, 2012
Vagisol wrote:
I like Houston I put dollar bills in the ladies underwears in the clubs all over town. Massage parlors for a full release. Mega churches to go sleep In after partying saturday night. They even got donuts and juice.
And..Houston likes you too!! Could I have a dollar?

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