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Since: Jul 07

Lindsay, CA

#1 Dec 16, 2007
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken.

Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!
Marie

Humble, TX

#2 Dec 18, 2007
You all are not funny!

Since: Jul 07

Lindsay, CA

#3 Dec 18, 2007
Juan, Carlos, and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?
Society.

Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
THE BaYaReA

San Lorenzo, CA

#4 Dec 19, 2007
dumb redneck u are not funny

Since: Jul 07

Lindsay, CA

#5 Dec 19, 2007
THE BaYaReA wrote:
dumb redneck u are not funny
Dumb? I'm a college graduate. Redneck? I'm pro-choice, and I voted for Dianne Feinstein and Jerry Brown last year.

You, more than likely, are an overweight homosexual.
THE BaYaReA

San Lorenzo, CA

#7 Dec 19, 2007
im a real estate agent and i own my own house honky,i live in one of the most expensive places in california,dumb honkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Since: Jul 07

Lindsay, CA

#8 Dec 19, 2007
THE BaYaReA wrote:
im a real estate agent and i own my own house honky,i live in one of the most expensive places in california,dumb honkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Honky? That hasn't been used since 1974. Yo' dumb geechee ass be livin' in a esspensive area all right, but in the servant's quarters.

"Yassuh, Mistah Whitefolks. Iza workin!"

Real estate agent. Shee-it. The only time yo' dummyboy ass ever set foot in a real estate office was one time when you asked to use the bathroom. They chased yo' ass out de do' with a broom.
THE BaYaReA

San Lorenzo, CA

#12 Dec 20, 2007
cracker!,sound better? lol, fresno..smoke meth ay their gringo

Since: Jul 07

Lindsay, CA

#13 Dec 20, 2007
THE BaYaReA wrote:
cracker!,sound better? lol, fresno..smoke meth ay their gringo
I don't live in Fresno. That's where my ISP is, dummyboy. How are things in the Deep East Side?

The word "gringo" is passe, Mr. Mambo. The contemporary word is "gabacho." You, of course, are still a "mayate."
louie

Hinesville, GA

#16 Dec 22, 2007
what all the mexicans wants for christmas?
A GREEN CARD!!!!!!!!!!
chimichanga

AOL

#17 Dec 22, 2007
The last time Nasa had Mexican astronauts on the shuttle the countdown got to 3,2,1 launch and they all jumped out and went for a taco.
chimichanga

AOL

#18 Dec 22, 2007
Mexicans. Why it always gotta be about Mexicans?

I applied for a job at a furniture manufacturer last week and I asked the supervisor how things work. He said "At the left of the building is our Raw materials loading dock. The trucks full of lumber unload there and we run it thruogh a bunce of Mexicans and it comes out furniture over there."
raven

AOL

#21 Dec 29, 2007
How can you people be so obnoxious and stupid about a different race of people who do the things you thing are too "low class" for you just to support their families and take care of themselves? Most of these people are only trying to better themselves and have something for their children. They can't help the country they are born in. How would you feel if someone made fun of caucasians all the time? Im just guessing that thats what most of you are. Let me tell you, it is not fun and is very hurtful. I know from experience. I have been and still am a victim of racism. And sure some of these people are bad and deserve what they get, but the majority of them would not hurt a fly. They are hard working peoplt trying to fit in with the standards that american society has made for them, but also has made it so hard for them to do. Why set rules and limits for someone and then make it almost impossible for them to follow? I think you all should just look in the mirror and think of the examples you want to set for your children and how you want them and yourselfs to be treated. Im sure it would not be this way. Right?
ashley

United States

#22 Jul 23, 2009
wtf buzzard beak?? u r nott funny??? && u sure dnt sound like a college graduate ur talking mess to people u dont know through the computer dunb ass?? grow the hell upp seriouslyy!! u && ur racist gringo ass need to gett a life alreadyy seriously?? && yeahh i bet u r a redneckk!?!?!? dumbass:|
ashley

United States

#23 Jul 23, 2009
&& im not no low riderfor ur information im 5"6??
red dawn

Crosby, TX

#24 Jul 23, 2009
ashley wow you are tall for a greaser. most are about 5 foot. they are like that so they dont have to bend over to pick tomatoes.

Since: May 09

Houston, TX

#25 Jul 23, 2009
ashley wrote:
&& im not no low riderfor ur information im 5"6??
Ahhh don't pay attention to this A-hole, he's jealous again cause he can't get a job and other people who are bilingual can!! He can come up with all these jokes about mexicans but lemme tell you there are a hell of alot more gringo jokes! Anybody can sit behind a computer and talk all kinds of crap but can they really back it up in person! I think not! He's about stupid and UNEDUCATED as they come!
red dawn

Crosby, TX

#26 Jul 23, 2009
mexi MISS BEANER) I have enough money to buy everyting you will ever posses in your greasy life with cash money. and miss bean talk about backing it up. I just bet you like backing up to a variety of things.
PreacherGirl

Humble, TX

#27 Jul 24, 2009
Racism is HATE and HATE is MURDER in the Lord's eyes. You will give an account for your foolish words.
PROUD MEXICAN

Houston, TX

#28 Jul 24, 2009
WHATEVER REDNECKS ARE JUST LAZY PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE TO WORK THATS THE RESON THEY LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF HIGHWAYS ASKING MIXICANS FOR MONEY THEY WISH TO BE LIKE A MEXICAN.

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