Farts: Sniff Or Not To Sniff

Farts: Sniff Or Not To Sniff

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Farty McFly

Houston, TX

#1 Apr 3, 2012
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Sniffer

Houston, TX

#2 Apr 4, 2012
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.
Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Sometimes I hang out after a movie is over just to sniff the seats!
Fred S

Houston, TX

#3 Apr 4, 2012
Sniffer wrote:
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Sometimes I hang out after a movie is over just to sniff the seats!
When I eat at a restaurant, when the waitress takes me to a table, I sniff the seats before I sit down. The best ones are at Mexican restaurants. I will tip a little extra for a seat with a poop stain.
Waste material

Houston, TX

#4 Apr 5, 2012
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.
Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
one time i tried to cup a fart and i shat my pants! i could feel the log!! then i farted 3 times.
Sir Poopalot

Houston, TX

#6 Apr 11, 2012
Sometimes its just best to take a giant SHIT and not flush..it becomes an alternative form of incense for the whole house..even better if some old stale urine is mixed in..shaken, not stirred..

Since: May 12

Houston, tx

#8 May 26, 2012
i like sniffing girls' asses only.. never really smelled a girls fart, although i would love to.

Since: May 12

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#9 May 26, 2012
when i fart & send the cat running off the sofa i know thats a good one.
dark sniffer

Uxbridge, UK

#10 Nov 16, 2013
2ral wrote:
i like sniffing girls' asses only.. never really smelled a girls fart, although i would love to.
I'm totally with u on that; but I'd ALSO love to sniff farts let off by young blond guys! PURE bliss!
dark sniffer

Uxbridge, UK

#11 Nov 16, 2013
Sir Poopalot wrote:
Sometimes its just best to take a giant SHIT and not flush..it becomes an alternative form of incense for the whole house..even better if some old stale urine is mixed in..shaken, not stirred..
Yes,'shit sniffing' is a worthy alternative to 'fart sniffing', everything else being the same' ie like the fart, the shit HAS to be done by someone you find sexually attractive! In my case that would include MOST young attractive ladies, AND young attractive blue eyed blond guys---so would LOVE it if a blond guy's done a REALLY REALLY smelly shit, & not flushed, so that the place fairly STINKS of his hot turd. Then for me, naked, to place my face JUST inside the toilet, my ass naturally exposed, & for the blond guy who done the shit to move in behind me, lubricate my ass hole, & then fairly PLUNGE his cock DEEP inside me. Can u imagine the thrill? Lovely smelly blond man's shit a few inches from your nose, & a big fat blond cock moving beautifully, in & out of your ass hole
Of course, as a 'thank you', I would need to lick the blond guys's shit-hole clean, for after all, for a greener planet, there should be NO unnecessary use of paper, should there?
So u guys out there, given a choice, would you prefer sniffing farts, or sniffing shit? Be 100% honest!
Pfffttt

Houston, TX

#12 Mar 20, 2014
It depends on what meals were eaten. Cabbage farts are great to sniff, but then I'm torn between that and a good egg kolache fart. Farts is where the money is though.
Soap Wont Help

Houston, TX

#13 Mar 24, 2014
Fred S wrote:
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When I eat at a restaurant, when the waitress takes me to a table, I sniff the seats before I sit down. The best ones are at Mexican restaurants. I will tip a little extra for a seat with a poop stain.
After I eat, I will wipe off my restaurant utensils, then I will take my silverware to the bathroom with me and rub them in my crack. Even though they will be poorly washed by underpaid kitchen staff, I always get a laugh when I drive by that same restaurant wondering who is in there eating from silverware that were in my ass crack. Then I fart from laughing.
Baking Gas

Houston, TX

#14 Apr 10, 2014
Soap Wont Help wrote:
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After I eat, I will wipe off my restaurant utensils, then I will take my silverware to the bathroom with me and rub them in my crack. Even though they will be poorly washed by underpaid kitchen staff, I always get a laugh when I drive by that same restaurant wondering who is in there eating from silverware that were in my ass crack. Then I fart from laughing.
When I go to the mall, I will go to Great American Cookies and hang out by all the fat people and fart. One I busted one that cleared the whole store front, they even closed down to rebake new cookies because the stench was all over them. Best day ever.
Cheese pharting

Seattle, WA

#15 Mar 19, 2017
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Cake pharting
Staineled

United States

#16 Mar 19, 2017
Staineled fart stains
Best phart

United States

#17 Mar 20, 2017
Baking Gas wrote:
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When I go to the mall, I will go to Great American Cookies and hang out by all the fat people and fart. One I busted one that cleared the whole store front, they even closed down to rebake new cookies because the stench was all over them. Best day ever.
Day phart
Casual phart

Matawan, NJ

#18 Mar 23, 2017
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Sniff phart
Scavenger Phart

New York, NY

#19 Mar 25, 2017
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Hunt Phart
Fart shopper

Houston, TX

#20 Mar 26, 2017
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Farts in malls are very good.
VeryPhart

Dallas, TX

#21 Mar 26, 2017
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Good phart
CatchPhart

New York, NY

#22 Mar 27, 2017
Farty McFly wrote:
...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.
Customer phart

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