Virtual Romance: Sculpture

Clementon, NJ

#1 Aug 31, 2013
Here's a game for the modern age:

Hire a female housekeeper and if she is beautiful, pay her extra to go with you to a nightclub and pretend to be your girlfriend/fiancee.

Upload a photo of you and her on Facebook and tell everyone about how you and her went to a sweet nightclub together one time.

Later on, if someone asks you, "Where's that pretty gal you posted of a photo of on Facebook?" just say, "Oh, she left me for a much wealthier man."

Then, you can write an online blog about how wealth is made virtuous by the prosperity needs of the woman...just be wary of the proverbial gold-digger.

This simple exercise will perhaps give you a new Valentine's Day perspective on a Hollywood (USA) movie such as "Mail Order Bride" (1964).

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