Why Groundhog Day Should Be Outlawed

Feb 1, 2014 Full story: Right Wing News 13

You know Phil. Every Feb. 2, Groundhog Day, he is yanked from a tree stump in Punxsutawney, Pa.

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He who knows

Chicago, IL

#1 Feb 2, 2014
Additionally, the groundhog is only seldom right. In fact, there are likely many years where the groundhog did not see it's shadow, but in fact, not only were there 6 and even 12 more weeks of winter, but the summer of that year was chilly and short. And I mean, the type of summer in which people would wear long sleeves in July, windbreakers/sweat shirts/hoodies in June and August, the public pools were open only 2 or 3 times a week, and such.
common sense

Verona, PA

#2 Feb 2, 2014
He's not a meterolgist - he's an animal. Its like beating up on Santa when kids don't get presents. ;/
Poor Phil

Cantonment, FL

#3 Feb 2, 2014
That's my job you're talking about there, bub.
He who knows wrote:
Additionally, the groundhog is only seldom right. In fact, there are likely many years where the groundhog did not see it's shadow, but in fact, not only were there 6 and even 12 more weeks of winter, but the summer of that year was chilly and short. And I mean, the type of summer in which people would wear long sleeves in July, windbreakers/sweat shirts/hoodies in June and August, the public pools were open only 2 or 3 times a week, and such.
STFU - this is all we got around here, you putz.
ned

Punxsutawney, PA

#4 Feb 2, 2014
Poor Phil wrote:
That's my job you're talking about there, bub.<quoted text>
STFU - this is all we got around here, you putz.
LOL that's a really sad thing to hang your hat on ,, ground hog day,,,,
Poor Phil

Cantonment, FL

#5 Feb 2, 2014
I'm a damned Subterranean Hibernating Rodent, pal~!
ned wrote:
<quoted text> LOL that's a really sad thing to hang your hat on ,, ground hog day,,,,
Whaddayah want from me--- a Rubber Biscuit?

You know how hard it is to come by a gig that pays off in AYCE grasses, clover, garden vegetables, leaves and twigs, apples, beans, peas, herbs, strawberries, pansies, berries, and dandelions?

Not to mention that plush pad (which is MUCH finer than a damned hole in the ground under a freaking STUMP!):

http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/15385/punx...
Deeley has responded by declaring Phil’s living conditions exceptional, a climate-controlled environment that is inspected annually by the Department of Agriculture. He is quoted as saying Phil is “being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania.”

So get off my jock, buddy, and go find your own niche!!
LmFaO

“Relax”

Since: May 11

Siesta, Mexico

#6 Feb 3, 2014
You shouldn't take your frustrations out on an innocent animal.
Just a Thought

Punxsutawney, PA

#7 Feb 3, 2014
He Who Knows - Really? It is the same pathetic excuse that you hear from all the people who can't just simply embrace something that is fun and doesn't harm a single person. It is an event that is fun (period).
sheesh

Satellite Beach, FL

#8 Feb 3, 2014
Just a Thought wrote:
He Who Knows - Really? It is the same pathetic excuse that you hear from all the people who can't just simply embrace something that is fun and doesn't harm a single person. It is an event that is fun (period).
AND - has given the tiny burgh of Punxsutawney world wide publicity. Do something positive with your energy instead of this intense negativity that seems to be rampant in town.
ned

Punxsutawney, PA

#9 Feb 3, 2014
Poor Phil wrote:
I'm a damned Subterranean Hibernating Rodent, pal~!<quoted text>Whaddayah want from me--- a Rubber Biscuit?
You know how hard it is to come by a gig that pays off in AYCE grasses, clover, garden vegetables, leaves and twigs, apples, beans, peas, herbs, strawberries, pansies, berries, and dandelions?
Not to mention that plush pad (which is MUCH finer than a damned hole in the ground under a freaking STUMP!):
http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/15385/punx...
Deeley has responded by declaring Phil’s living conditions exceptional, a climate-controlled environment that is inspected annually by the Department of Agriculture. He is quoted as saying Phil is “being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania.”
So get off my jock, buddy, and go find your own niche!!
LmFaO
lol,,, ok so your just another bum on welfare ,, and you must of voted for obamie,,,,
Phil the Carnivorous

Cantonment, FL

#10 Feb 3, 2014
Not hardly, punk.
ned wrote:
<quoted text> lol,,, ok so your just another bum on welfare ,, and you must of voted for obamie,,,,
I'm trying to be the bigger "man", but you loons are starting to piss me off...
ned

Punxsutawney, PA

#11 Feb 3, 2014
Phil the Carnivorous wrote:
Not hardly, punk.<quoted text>
I'm trying to be the bigger "man", but you loons are starting to piss me off...
I thought you had it made ? your just a leach sucking the benefits of a socialist society ,,
Phil the Transcendent

Cantonment, FL

#12 Feb 3, 2014
Keep it up...
ned wrote:
<quoted text> I thought you had it made ? your just a leach sucking the benefits of a socialist society ,,
your ignorance shall propel you through a thousand thousand lifetimes of suffering & blindness...

ned

Punxsutawney, PA

#13 Feb 4, 2014
Phil the Transcendent wrote:
Keep it up...<quoted text>
your ignorance shall propel you through a thousand thousand lifetimes of suffering & blindness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =nrd0PAzB4CYXX
and may your zoophilia practicing handlers ,, enjoy your soft bottom ,,,

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