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Inmate invokes 'Seinfeld'-invented holiday to avoid eating jail's salami | The Columbus Dispatch
A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California cited his adherance to the holiday celebrated on a Seinfeld episode to get better meals at the Orange County jail.
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Festivus for the rest'ofus!!
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LONG live SEINFELD
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Anyone know what's in the kosher meal?
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Who in their right mind would even let this guy have his way for a moment, let alone two months? Someone has to step up to the plate and stop this craziness.
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Cmon Dispatch, this was posted on the AP wire yesterday and you omitted information!
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Festivus for the rest of us.
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A middle name of Alarmo?
If he doesn't like the salami sandwiches he can always have a jam sandwich. 2 slices of bread jammed together with nothing between them. Or does he expect a full service menu in jail. |
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Now, for the feats of strength!
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Now this here is funny.
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I wouldn't want to do the "feats of strength" in jail.
Good comment "say what". I must be slipping in my older days because that's the first thing I should have thought. |
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it's at least fun enough that you can joke about something as novel and this and involving christmas, and we can all get a hoot out of it. not your typical columbus dispatch thread! Hey Now!
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“I wake up and piss excellence” Since: Nov 09
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FEATS OF STRENGTH!!!
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Anybody remember the sheriiff in Arizona? send them to him and see how much they complain...If you don't like the food...don't come back
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A poster on the OC Register board said that it is the "non-pork option", and that whenever there is pork in the regular meal that they just substitute either two pieces of bread or one potato for the pork dish. http://taxdollars.ocregister.com/2010/12/10/f... |
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