Earth Day dance on night of April 24

A couple of local 20-somethings are going to get together S Friday night, and they are going to be honoring and celebrating the life of another local 8 billion something.

[tom]

I would come but I will be celebrating with my annual Com mie Day bonfire. I have about a year's supply of yard waste and old unused plastic yard toys of my kids that are no longer in use (Big Wheel, Barbie Mansion, etc). We soak the pile with diesel and kick back to enjoy beers and flame. It's a great annual tradition. We are going to let my kids have the honor of tossing in their old toys and some old clothes.

[In Vino Veritas]

Earth Day...hmmm. What a sham. Every Earth Day is nothing but information littered with unsubstantiated facts about how people are destroying the earth, the world is going to end soon due to our environmental habits, how to "reduce my carbon foot print" by recycling and driving that dumb ass clown car the Toyota Pious, I mean prius.
In 1970 these same gloom and doom apocalyptic science clowns were so sure that the planet was going to go into another ice age by 1985. That 80% of the worlds species would be killed by "mans evil habits", that by the year 2000 our world would face a famine...can anyone take this seriously with that kind of track record?
Well if people like Al Gore, you know the guy who invented the internet, tells us a tail about a science teacher he had back in school taught him that the world was going to change due to mans habits then it must be true.
How arrogant to think that man has that much of an impact.

[Lisa Mammogram]

Hi..I'm actually a fugitive from Sacramento, who stalked my ex-lesbian lover and then skipped bail and moved to Ukiah, bought a tv store and an old social club with dope money.

[Trisha Douchbag]

Lisa Mammogram wrote:

Hi..I'm actually a fugitive from Sacramento, who stalked my ex-lesbian lover and then skipped bail and moved to Ukiah, bought a tv store and an old social club with dope money.

And you're a local hero!

[Clifthton Douthwaite]

Trisha Douchbag wrote:

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And you're a local hero!

Only in Ukiah...glad I moved to Berkeley!

[Tusha Douthbag]

Lisa Mammogram wrote:

Hi..I'm actually a fugitive from Sacramento, who stalked my ex-lesbian lover and then skipped bail and moved to Ukiah, bought a tv store and an old social club with dope money.

You look like Jackson Browne on crank, Lisa.

[Nuke Whales]

Tusha Douthbag wrote:

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You look like Jackson Browne on crank, Lisa.

A good Earth Day celebration would be to hand out deodorant to hippies at the Co-Op!(the real cause of global warming is B/O)

[In Vino Veritas]

Nuke Whales wrote:

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A good Earth Day celebration would be to hand out deodorant to hippies at the Co-Op!(the real cause of global warming is B/O)

ROFL!!! NICE!

[Peter Cobb Crabapple]

In Vino Veritas wrote:

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ROFL!!! NICE!

You're not being very NEIGHBORLY!

[I Am Fester]

I tried to go to the celebration, but was turned out at the door for having an incandescent lightbulb in my mouth. Hippies just don't have a sense of humor!

I hope that my salamander soup was as much of a hit as it was at the last Matteel Center's Solstice Celebration. I keep telling them it's "chicken".