Colonial life: A stitch in old times

Women of today have no idea how good they've got it. Modern conveniences are not limited to automobiles, computers and timesaving gadgets like washing machines.

[sam willows]

What a great feature on Jane Platt. How about everyone putting on Colonial and Indian attire in celebration of Thanksgiving. All over America ... a truly national day of remembrance.

[America Gentleman Samuel]

Those were the good old days. Go in Peace and Praise the LORD, Amen.

[ZELDA]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

Those were the good old days. Go in Peace and Praise the LORD, Amen.

Praise the Lord

[ZELDA]

America Gentleman Samuel wrote:

Those were the good old days. Go in Peace and Praise the LORD, Amen.

-Women of today have no idea how good they've got it. Modern conveniences are not limited to automobiles, computers and timesaving gadgets like washing machines-

Men of today have no idea how good they've got it either.
Modern conveniences allow them to become a couch potatoe and enjoy getting fat and frumpy drinking beer & eatng pizza instead of milking the cows and shoveling snow instead of using a snowblower.
Men of today don't have to put tire chains on their cars.
and on and on and on.......
story should have included both sexes

[A Farmer]

More stupid comments from Dummy Zelda, go away.

[ZELDA]

A Farmer wrote:

More stupid comments from Dummy Zelda, go away.

a farmer?
then you should know how easy it is today compared to colonial life

[Citizen]

Someone should compile a list of Sam's aliases

[THE GENUINEPHYLLIS]

Citizen wrote:

Someone should compile a list of Sam's aliases

I believe Ava has Archived the past three or more years most his his names..I think she & I agree the best ones were Kunoch(spelling?)Metimucil, Forgive me I can't help it but in reflection I can't help from ROTFLMAO..you have no idea what we have contended with...haha

[Citizen]

THE GENUINEPHYLLIS wrote:

<quoted text>I believe Ava has Archived the past three or more years most his his names..I think she & I agree the best ones were Kunoch(spelling?)Metimucil, Forgive me I can't help it but in reflection I can't help from ROTFLMAO..you have no idea what we have contended with...haha

What does 'kunoch' mean? The names he comes up with are a bit fascinating to me because they are so disparate. It''s not like he's opening an old encyclopedia and picking a word. It varies between phrases, nouns, verbs, adverbs, and there's usually a feminine air about the choices.

Best of all, he NEVER acknowledges hiding behind those names, ha ha!! It's like he's holding a plant in front of his face and then 'you can't see me'!!!!

[MRS AVA]

Citizen wrote:

<quoted text>
What does 'kunoch' mean? The names he comes up with are a bit fascinating to me because they are so disparate. It''s not like he's opening an old encyclopedia and picking a word. It varies between phrases, nouns, verbs, adverbs, and there's usually a feminine air about the choices.
Best of all, he NEVER acknowledges hiding behind those names, ha ha!! It's like he's holding a plant in front of his face and then 'you can't see me'!!!!

I started keeping a list and it got to be in the thousands so I just keep a tab on the insults.Sometimes he gets his names from the articles or advertisements on the side of the posts and other times they just float around in his head. Your right it is really funny as he thinks he is fooling us.

[ZELDA]

sam willows wrote:

What a great feature on Jane Platt. How about everyone putting on Colonial and Indian attire in celebration of Thanksgiving. All over America ... a truly national day of remembrance.

right Indian Sam?

[THE GENUINEPHYLLIS]

MRS AVA wrote:

<quoted text>I started keeping a list and it got to be in the thousands so I just keep a tab on the insults.Sometimes he gets his names from the articles or advertisements on the side of the posts and other times they just float around in his head. Your right it is really funny as he thinks he is fooling us.

ROTFLMAO...I really cannot control how much this whole scenario cracks me up...sort of a Psycho drama on Lifetime channel...s/b "THE MAN OF MANY NAMES"

[THE GENUINEPHYLLIS]

Do I hear an ECHO..wth 2 times my comment posted?? Well I'll be a metamucil..haha

[ZELDA]

THE GENUINEPHYLLIS wrote:

<quoted text>ROTFLMAO...I really cannot control how much this whole scenario cracks me up...sort of a Psycho drama on Lifetime channel...s/b "THE MAN OF MANY NAMES"

good one TGP!
Love the Title!!!
and yes, these forums ARE totally hilarious!

[A Stitch]

ZELDA wrote:

<quoted text>Praise the Lord

Please Lord, take Zelda, Phyllis, Ava, Bridgeporter and Citizen computers away for good. Thank you.

[A Stitch]

THE GENUINEPHYLLIS wrote:

Do I hear an ECHO..wth 2 times my comment posted?? Well I'll be a metamucil..haha

You need to take more of Metamucil because you full of Manure. Shut up and get a life.

[A Stitch]

ZELDA wrote:

<quoted text>right Indian Sam?

Leave Sam alone, fool.

[A Stitch]

THE GENUINEPHYLLIS wrote:

Do I hear an ECHO..wth 2 times my comment posted?? Well I'll be a metamucil..haha

Do you hear voices in your head? You are the reason why your younger daughter have mental problems. Leave Sam and her alone.

[Beast of the Field]

A nigger Bitch named sam wrote:

<quoted text>
Leave niggy Sam alone, fool.

yup

[yup]

Beast of the Field name Sam wrote:

<quoted text>yup Sam is a fugly nig ger retart

yup