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Since: Oct 08
Alpharetta, GA
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Obama J okes wrote: Barack Obama,The Pope and a Boy Scout were on a plane together when the engines quit. The pilot announced that there were enough parchutes for only 3 people and since he already had a Chute he would save his own life by jumoing first. Then Obama stood up and announced that he was the smartest black man in the world and a Nobel Prize winner and that the world needed him,so Obama reached down and picked up a bundle,straped it to his back and out of the plane he jumped. Then the Pope turned to the Boy Scout and told the Scout that he should take the last parachute and save himself. The scout told the Pope that neither of them had to die because the smartest back man in the world just jumped out of the plane with his Nap Sack Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did.
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Major Republic-an
Columbus, OH
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inbred Genius wrote: <quoted text>Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did. Horrible.
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CBOW
East Berlin, PA
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inbred Genius wrote: <quoted text> Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did. I LOVE IT! More, more..........LOL!
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Viking
Weston, MO
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Barack Obama,Rahm Emanual and Larry Sinclair were all sitting in a hot tub together when a glob of sperm floated to the surface of the water. All 3 of them looked at each other at said,O.K who farted.
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Viking
Weston, MO
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inbred Genius wrote: <quoted text> Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did. Isn't Barack a skunk ? He is black and white
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CBOW
East Berlin, PA
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Viking wrote: Barack Obama,Rahm Emanual and Larry Sinclair were all sitting in a hot tub together when a glob of sperm floated to the surface of the water. All 3 of them looked at each other at said,O.K who farted. Keep um "coming", it's been a slow day...LOL!
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Major Republic-an
Columbus, OH
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CBOW wrote: <quoted text>I LOVE IT! More, more..........LOL! That's because you voted for a loser...
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Viking
Weston, MO
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Barack Obama went home to Kenya to visit his brother George. George Obama took Barack out for supper at a Cannibal Restaurant. The menu listed the prices of Americans,Frenchman,Chinese and Arabs with the Arab cuts of meat being the most expensive. When Barack asked the waiter why Arab meat cost more the waiter replied,ever tried to clean an Arab ?
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Viking
Weston, MO
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CBOW wrote: <quoted text> Keep um "coming", it's been a slow day...LOL! Go back 3 or 4 pages and there are a ton of Obama jokes
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Shakalaka
Morrow, GA
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The right to vote is a right to vote. Lift every voice!
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Barack WhosGay Obama
United States
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Barack WhosGay Obama
United States
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Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama ? Because didn't want to be the worst president in history
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Leesa
Saint Louis, MO
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Viking wrote: Barack Obama went home to Kenya to visit his brother George. George Obama took Barack out for supper at a Cannibal Restaurant. The menu listed the prices of Americans,Frenchman,Chinese and Arabs with the Arab cuts of meat being the most expensive. When Barack asked the waiter why Arab meat cost more the waiter replied,ever tried to clean an Arab ? Thats why Barack Obama ordered the German Shepard
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new hammer time
Richmond, VA
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inbred Genius wrote: <quoted text> Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did. must've been a lot of dead former white presidents under that bed, eh Mothrafudder.
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new hammer time
Richmond, VA
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CBOW wrote: <quoted text> I LOVE IT! More, more..........LOL! ok ted nugent....you got your pannies full of poop....
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new hammer time
Richmond, VA
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Viking wrote: Barack Obama,Rahm Emanual and Larry Sinclair were all sitting in a hot tub together when a glob of sperm floated to the surface of the water. All 3 of them looked at each other at said,O.K who farted. lame....just plain damn lame....dont' quit your day job, wal-mart still needs t'bag retirees as greeters.
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new hammer time
Richmond, VA
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Viking wrote: <quoted text>Isn't Barack a skunk ? He is black and white hes no skunk, thats the color of your daughters children
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new hammer time
Richmond, VA
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Barack WhosGay Obama wrote: Obama is a joke. sorry kkkracka, he'll laugh all the way to the bank when its said and done.
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new hammer time
Richmond, VA
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Viking wrote: <quoted text>Go back 3 or 4 pages and there are a ton of Obama jokes and none of those Mothrafudders are being paid.
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