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Barack Obama,The Pope and a Boy Scout were on a plane together when the engines quit. The pilot announced that there were enough parchutes for only 3 people and since he already had a Chute he would save his own life by jumoing first. Then Obama stood up and announced that he was the smartest black man in the world and a Nobel Prize winner and that the world needed him,so Obama reached down and picked up a bundle,straped it to his back and out of the plane he jumped. Then the Pope turned to the Boy Scout and told the Scout that he should take the last parachute and save himself. The scout told the Pope that neither of them had to die because the smartest back man in the world just jumped out of the plane with his Nap Sack
Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did.
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Jan 28, 2013
 
inbred Genius wrote:
<quoted text>Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did.
Horrible.
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Jan 28, 2013
 
inbred Genius wrote:
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Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did.
I LOVE IT! More, more..........LOL!
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Barack Obama,Rahm Emanual and Larry Sinclair were all sitting in a hot tub together when a glob of sperm floated to the surface of the water. All 3 of them looked at each other at said,O.K who farted.
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inbred Genius wrote:
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Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did.
Isn't Barack a skunk ? He is black and white
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Jan 28, 2013
 
Viking wrote:
Barack Obama,Rahm Emanual and Larry Sinclair were all sitting in a hot tub together when a glob of sperm floated to the surface of the water. All 3 of them looked at each other at said,O.K who farted.
Keep um "coming", it's been a slow day...LOL!
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#5515
Jan 28, 2013
 
CBOW wrote:
<quoted text>I LOVE IT! More, more..........LOL!
That's because you voted for a loser...
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Barack Obama went home to Kenya to visit his brother George. George Obama took Barack out for supper at a Cannibal Restaurant. The menu listed the prices of Americans,Frenchman,Chinese and Arabs with the Arab cuts of meat being the most expensive. When Barack asked the waiter why Arab meat cost more the waiter replied,ever tried to clean an Arab ?
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CBOW wrote:
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Keep um "coming", it's been a slow day...LOL!
Go back 3 or 4 pages and there are a ton of Obama jokes
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Jan 28, 2013
 
The right to vote is a right to vote. Lift every voice!
Barack WhosGay Obama

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#5519
Jan 28, 2013
 
Obama is a joke.
Barack WhosGay Obama

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Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama ? Because didn't want to be the worst president in history
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Jan 28, 2013
 
Viking wrote:
Barack Obama went home to Kenya to visit his brother George. George Obama took Barack out for supper at a Cannibal Restaurant. The menu listed the prices of Americans,Frenchman,Chinese and Arabs with the Arab cuts of meat being the most expensive. When Barack asked the waiter why Arab meat cost more the waiter replied,ever tried to clean an Arab ?
Thats why Barack Obama ordered the German Shepard
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Jan 28, 2013
 
inbred Genius wrote:
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Barrack brings home a pet skunk, and michelle sez, where will you keep it? Barrack sez, I guess under our bed? Michelle sez, what about the smell? Barrack sez, He'll get used to it, just like I did.
must've been a lot of dead former white presidents under that bed, eh Mothrafudder.
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#5529
Jan 28, 2013
 
CBOW wrote:
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I LOVE IT! More, more..........LOL!
ok ted nugent....you got your pannies full of poop....
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Viking wrote:
Barack Obama,Rahm Emanual and Larry Sinclair were all sitting in a hot tub together when a glob of sperm floated to the surface of the water. All 3 of them looked at each other at said,O.K who farted.
lame....just plain damn lame....dont' quit your day job, wal-mart still needs t'bag retirees as greeters.
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#5531
Jan 28, 2013
 
Viking wrote:
<quoted text>Isn't Barack a skunk ? He is black and white
hes no skunk, thats the color of your daughters children
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Barack WhosGay Obama wrote:
Obama is a joke.
sorry kkkracka, he'll laugh all the way to the bank when its said and done.
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#5533
Jan 28, 2013
 
Viking wrote:
<quoted text>Go back 3 or 4 pages and there are a ton of Obama jokes
and none of those Mothrafudders are being paid.

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