What should I do about excess gas?

Q I suffer from extreme gas. It never goes away. I have tried many different prescriptions and over-the-counter drugs, but nothing has helped.

[Richard Simmons]

Put it in your lawn tractor. It will be that time again before you know it.

[Chandu]

Conservative Break Room needs an air freshener.

[Chandu]

maybe there's an opening for a 4 o'clock whistle at GE.

[Blowhard]

FART

[gail]

Go to a bad movie and let loose, those popcorn farts are murder!!

[Tom]

gail wrote:

Go to a bad movie and let loose, those popcorn farts are murder!!

Awww, was that you???

[JMT]

Ask Obama for a "Cap and Trade" exemption.

[MAA5]

Get a job selling Dutch Ovens.

[Dark Boon]

bottle it... send it borack

[voice]

isn't anyone serious in this forum? darn

[gale]

Dark Boon wrote:

bottle it... send it borack

He doesn't need it as the man is full of shit anyhow.

[Bodacious Babe]

Thanx for the laughs, folks. I needed it. Oops, I farted.

[Well]

Drink a little baking soda in water, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon to 4 ounces of water. It will move the gas out fast. You can watch your belly go down.

[The Dude]

You will be exterminated by Obama's global warming police for emitting carbon and methane.

[The Man From Eternity]

MAA5 wrote:

Get a job selling Dutch Ovens.

Hey dude! Thanks for keeping the MAA5 love alive.

[The Man From Eternity]

gail wrote:

Go to a bad movie and let loose, those popcorn farts are murder!!

Are you single? If so I may be able to clue in to a little social flaw here...just having fun :)

[The Man From Eternity]

The Dude wrote:

You will be exterminated by Obama's global warming police for emitting carbon and methane.

Better than what you'd do...or DID...with the jujubees!

[The Dude]

The Man From Eternity wrote:

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Better than what you'd do...or DID...with the jujubees!

If you are trying to make some lame ass reference to the nazis, I'll remind you they were socialists. Collectivists, just like the modern democrats you blindly follow.

ps you should change your handle to 'lisper', suits you better. just sayin

[The Man From Eternity]

The Dude wrote:

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If you are trying to make some lame ass reference to the nazis, I'll remind you they were socialists. Collectivists, just like the modern democrats you blindly follow.
ps you should change your handle to 'lisper', suits you better. just sayin

Huh? Oh, wait you said blind. Can't do that here. Where, where? On second thought, maybe I am a big success here after all.
Just put the big boot to you now din I?

[Football Fan]

Its only excess if you hold it in. Be Proud, let it rip, share it with your freinds. Then when you are bored at work you can play "Guess what I had for dinner last night" with your co-workers. Life is short, eat more beans & cabbage!!!!