China bans bad breath in space

BAD breath is enough to fail the test to enter China's manned space programme, state media said Sunday - but the final green light for blast-off is given by the hopeful astronaut's wife.

[truthist]

Any candidate's wife will have the final say or no female taikonaut in space!

[writewingproxyco ntin]

Yes, but have the Chinese thought to deal with the problem of astronauts driving cross country in diapers?

I'd say after 12 hours or so that would be quite a bit more urgent than any bad breath issue.

[truthist]

writewingproxycontin wrote:

Yes, but have the Chinese thought to deal with the problem of astronauts driving cross country in diapers?
I'd say after 12 hours or so that would be quite a bit more urgent than any bad breath issue.

Awww you might as well say... no sex in space.

[Adrian in Tacoma]

But Japan was testing stinkless underwear in space, no more fish and seaweed - stick to po fly li...

[JourneyJerker]

Good thing for china : bad government has not been banned.

[AnnABananAngel]

shit i will cancel the flights lol

[Bama Yankee]

Japan is the country that should be working on bad breath. I've worked with literally hundreds of Japanese people and every one of them had breath that would make a dragon cringe.