Androvex: RU58841 Now Available for Hair Loss Sufferers

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Androvex Hair Formula

Thomastown, Australia

#1 Dec 2, 2008
Hi Guys,
Quick introduction, my names Joe and I work for a company called Androvex which is owned by Premium GS Labs. Androvex is an RU58841 formula which I'm certain most of you know about. For the past few years we've been targetting body builders and female hair loss sufferers quite simply because we didn't have the resources to provide to genetic hair loss sufferers. Now we've hired more staff onboard and although I haven't been encouraged to push on Hair Loss forums boards, well what the heck.
My job means I have to lurk forums, chat to clients and sufferers and pretty much sound like a snake oil salesman, except for the fact we're selling science here!
For bodybuilders here, yes it's the same Joe from the forums (previously Androgain) and I've responded to your requests to join aboard this forum.
Ok so whats the deal?
Androvex is a specially formulated concentrated of RU58841, water, ethanol, PPG and Octyl Salicylate. We've made RU58841 stable, so please don't ask me for the concentration information, every business has it's secret.
I hope to stay on and chat with you guys, BB forum users know me very well and we enjoy trading information and feedback. So I hope those nasty and mean Moderators don't ruin the party!
I will be hanging around (unless those mean and nasty Moderators who initially made my job hell when I first started trying to push our product online) answering questions and concerns.
Androvex can be purchased at http://www.androvex.com
We sell it at US$165.00 for a 3 month supply. Each bottle is 60mL.. so 1mL day may push it out to 6 month supply if your stingy!
You'll come to learn that although my job is to sell this product, I'm a walking encyclopedia on hair loss and understand the concerns because I was once losing my locks also.
For the sufferers here that now want the powerful antiandrogen RU58841 delivered to their door, mixed and stablized, Androvex.. you can't go wrong.
I use this product myself (of course) and it's kicking ass for my hair.
If the moderators aren't happy with this post, want to call the "scammer!" (yes, yes I've been on forums long enough to know the tricks!) then sorry guys, I was asked to post on board, I did.. no luck.
Otherwise, I will be online everyday (not by choice!) and am more than happy to answer questions, concerns, and even abuse (please make the abuse original!)
Joe
Androvex.com
EVIL! MODERATORS (joking): Let the mob have their formula! Just because my boss doesn't want to pay to advertise on Hair Loss forums shouldn't stop members gaining access to our product.
LEGAL: This product is not meant to cure or treat any disease. It is approved for cosmetic purposes only and has no systematic affect. This product is not banned in any state of country and we've had no issues shipping in our history of trade.
QUICK ADDITION: People ask me why we only provide 3 month kits and not longer. Answer is because we only tested the stability of 37 reproduced formulas for a 5 month clock. Meaning we don't know what happens after 5 months (may still be stable) but we gurantee it is on day 150 as it was on day 1. Hence we provide 3 month supplies. Reordering closer to the end of the 3 months is a wise move in my opinion.
Slimpunkass

Altamonte Springs, FL

#2 Dec 2, 2008
Yeah you were just banneed from two of the biggest hair loss sites because you create multiple names and ask yourself questions. NOTHING BUT A SPAMMER HERE GUYS, NOTHING TO SEE AND HE HIDES HIS SITE BEHIND A PROXY TOO.
Slimpunkass

AOL

#3 Dec 5, 2008
You product is fake and you are ripping people off Joe.
Slimpunkass

AOL

#4 Dec 5, 2008
You are pathetic, you have to attack forums that will not let you spam. FRAUD
John T5 Taylor

Saint Augustine, FL

#5 Dec 9, 2008
This is the biggest scam product I think I've ever seen in my entire history on hair loss forums. Don't fall for it people. Go to any of the main hair loss sites and ask about it and you'll see.
They engage in deceptive posting, meaning that they will have "fake conversations" with themselves about the product in an attempt to drum up interest. Then, they will private message people that show interest and attempt to bamboozle them. How do I know that? THEY TOLD THE SITE OWNERS! They were even bragging about how they thought that this deceptive posting idea was a "brilliant" and "out of the box" sales strategy!
Yeah, uh huh... what a unique sales approach. The forums have *never* had con men doing this before. That's sarcasm if you can't tell...
FRAUDS!
Androvex Hair Formula

Thomastown, Australia

#6 Dec 11, 2008
So we're a scam fraud because we advertise our product?

We do NOT participate in ridiculous dialogues.

I don't understand your theory? A company is a scam and a fraud because it is letting people know about it's products? Coca-Cola is also a scam product when it pretends it donates money to charity for good causes?
Slimpunkass

Altamonte Springs, FL

#7 Dec 12, 2008
YOU ARE A FRAUD!!! You spam other boards, that is not advertising, that is STEALING!! Any company that has to steal advertising and resort to spam tactics must be a fraud company. If your company was legit you would pay for advertising. You make me sick.
John T5 Taylor

Saint Augustine, FL

#8 Dec 12, 2008
Show me one bit of real advertising, LOSER! NOTHING that you say -from the body building forums and magazines that you claim you've advertised in since 2005 to the most recent spam post a few hours ago where you are acting like a customer that just received the product- EVER CHECKS OUT!

Don't you realize that there are ways for forum owners to see who is actually posting all of these posts? Even ways to tell if it's the same COMPUTER?? They all are YOU....And that's not even the issue, you are doing what you said you'd do.

And yes, I have the emails where you admit these tactics! How about I post your real email address right here on this board to prove it??

Yeah, and your "Coca-Cola" argument is as lame as the product you are trying to con people into buying. Yeah, right... I'll be sure to equate Coke -one of the planets greatest companies and products- to you low life HAIR LOSS FORUM SCAMMERS from now on! LMAO!

Yeah, you guys are HEROS. Way to go, HERO. Thanks for trying to take advantage of balding guys, HERO.

Oh, let me clear up something though... I *do* feel very, very sorry for you and your company. This is the most ridiculous FAIL I've seen.

-T5aylor
Slimpunkass

Altamonte Springs, FL

#9 Dec 12, 2008
This company is a joke, they have to sign up under bogus names and talk to themseves because everyone knows their company is fake. They say they have been around for years but they actually have only been around for 1 year and they hide behind proxy servers.
Slimpunkass

AOL

#10 Dec 12, 2008
What a sleezebag company, trhey have to resort to sneeking into a forum and talk to themselves. HA!!! Faliures in life is what they are. No one will buy your FAKE RU, everyone can see you will close up shop once your quota is met.
Androvex Hair Formula

Thomastown, Australia

#11 Dec 12, 2008
We have recorded your IP address and we know exactly who you are. Next time try blocking your outgoing data packets before using fake usernames and trying to defame our company. We're submitting this to the police very shortly and this will be brought up in court.
Slimpunkass

AOL

#12 Dec 12, 2008
I love it!!! The criminal company is going to call police on someone who is calling them out!!! Good, I will give them all your multiple names on various forums along with your IP's and we will see what is what. How about I post them here for all to see? You see fraud, I having nothing to hide and welcome anyone to see who I am, DO YOU??? Reply again and I will explose you and your company right here in plain site. GO AWAY!!!!!
Slimpunkass

AOL

#13 Dec 12, 2008
BOOYAH CROOKS!! How is this for an IP???? I HOPE NO ONE HACKS THIS GUY ;)

58.175.193.3
Androvex Hair Formula

Thomastown, Australia

#14 Dec 12, 2008
Your IP and emails have been lodged to the police department. Your various usernames have also been lodged.
John T5 Taylor

Saint Augustine, FL

#15 Dec 12, 2008
Wow! A magic IP recording device that records my IP when I don't even visit your site! You're a COMPUTER MASTER, that's what you are! To be able to just magically discern my IP address through osmosis is absolutely incredible!

I'm so glad you used this magic "i.p. address gathering" and "data packet" example (and you aren't fooling anyone that you even know what a "data packet" is, Mr. Cookie-Monster). Do you know why I'm glad you used this example? Because it's *exactly* as legitimate as that product as you are attempting to CON us with.

Now see, I *do* know your i.p. address, though. It's 58.175.193.3. I also know your personal email.

What you *haven't* figured out yet is that the way you act -spamming followed by legal threats- isn't something legitimate companies do.

...AT ALL.

I'm going to ask you to stay off of the forums, amateur. You're overdue back in "boy's town". Pray you don't provoke what I truly can do with computers.

-John "T5 / T5aylor" Taylor
Androvex Hair Formula

Thomastown, Australia

#16 Dec 12, 2008
We have just contacted your local police and will be lodging an Application for Restriction at the County Court.

Next time you want to send abusive emails, try harder in hiding your computer location.

We will now pursue this through the courts.
Androvex Hair Formula

Thomastown, Australia

#17 Dec 12, 2008
In addition, we know exactly all of your usernames on all the forum boards. You be served with a supenae to be accountable for your actions.

The rest we will leave with our attorneys.
Slimpunkass

AOL

#18 Dec 12, 2008
HAHAHAHA!!!! Good!!! I can't wait to turn over all the info I have to the Australian police and your internet service provider LIVE.COM
Slimpunkass

AOL

#19 Dec 12, 2008
Cheltenham, Australia it is right???

Slimpunkass

AOL

#20 Dec 12, 2008
isn't that right JOESPACE???

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