Gout causes
Reece p

Australia

#1 Dec 2, 2010
I am a rapidly receding, can see myself on the Biggest Loser in a few years time & now find myself struck down with gout in my left ankle.Do you think that as i have always done it tough with the Ladies do you think it could be caused by my obession with lap dancing bars or when i go out looking in the paddocks for firewood & a pony just happens to back onto me & my pants just fall down around my ankles due to my large stomach & i am sweating profusly due to being overweight.I just cant beleive that people think it looks suspect,
Reece p

Australia

#2 Dec 2, 2010
Reece p wrote:
I am a rapidly receding, can see myself on the Biggest Loser in a few years time & now find myself struck down with gout in my left ankle.Do you think that as i have always done it tough with the Ladies do you think it could be caused by my obession with lap dancing bars or when i go out looking in the paddocks for firewood & a pony just happens to back onto me & my pants just fall down around my ankles due to my large stomach & i am sweating profusly due to being overweight.I just cant beleive that people think it looks suspect,
You sure are a sick puppy i thinh Gout is the least oy your proplems buddy!
Reece p

Australia

#3 Dec 2, 2010
Reece p wrote:
<quoted text>You sure are a sick puppy i thinh Gout is the least oy your proplems buddy!
Do you thiink it could also be because of my phobia to hankies.It all started when i was 17 & borriwed my mums car fot the day & had to pick her up after worh.I was waiting parked in the car in the main street of Maitland when a girl on a pretty pony rode past which got me horny so i started mastabating & went into a world of my own when just as i was about to climax my mum opened the car door as a ejaculated & she had to lend me her hanky to clean myself up.Every time i see a hanky i know breakm into a cold sweat.Could this be making my Gout worse
Reece p

Australia

#4 Dec 2, 2010
Do you thiink it could also be because of my phobia to hankies.It all started when i was 17 & borriwed my mums car fot the day & had to pick her up after worh.I was waiting parked in the car in the main street of Maitland when a girl on a pretty pony rode past which got me horny so i started mastabating & went into a world of my own when just as i was about to climax my mum opened the car door as a ejaculated & she had to lend me her hanky to clean myself up.Every time i see a hanky i know breakm into a cold sweat.Could this be making my Gout worse
Paul A

Australia

#5 Dec 3, 2010
Reece p wrote:
Do you thiink it could also be because of my phobia to hankies.It all started when i was 17 & borriwed my mums car fot the day & had to pick her up after worh.I was waiting parked in the car in the main street of Maitland when a girl on a pretty pony rode past which got me horny so i started mastabating & went into a world of my own when just as i was about to climax my mum opened the car door as a ejaculated & she had to lend me her hanky to clean myself up.Every time i see a hanky i know breakm into a cold sweat.Could this be making my Gout worse
YOU CERTAINLY ARE A VERY DISTURBED INDIVIDUAL.I AGREE WITH THE OTHER POST THAT GOUT IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROPLEMS.YOU REMIND ME OF A VERY SICK YOUNG MAN WHO WORKED FOR ME FOR A WHILE I HAD TO LET HIM GO AS WE SEE HIS UTE PARKED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD ALWAYS NEAR PADDOCKS WITH PONIES

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