Wetting Jokes

“You did it or it turns you on!”

Since: Oct 08

UK

#1 Dec 10, 2008
Anyone know any wetting jokes? Let's have a laugh...

A detective is sitting in a bar and looks down to see a wet patch on his trousers. He looks at the guy on his left and asks him if he had made his trousers wet. Guy says no.
He looks at the guy on his right and asks him if he had made his trousers wet. Other guy says no.

"Hmm," he mutters, "It must have been an inside job then."

“You did it or it turns you on!”

Since: Oct 08

UK

#2 Dec 10, 2008
Some jokes and cartoons at:

http://tinyurl.com/5j2ljd

“You did it or it turns you on!”

Since: Oct 08

UK

#3 Dec 10, 2008
A little boy is in the library with his mum and suddenly shouts out, "I wanna go wee!"

Everyone in the library looks round and mum leans down and says, "Tommy, whisper."

Later that night Tommy has a nightmare and climbs into mum and dad's bed. After a bit he wakes his dad up and says, "Dad, I wanna go whisper."

Dad replies, "Whisper in my ear son."

“You did it or it turns you on!”

Since: Oct 08

UK

#4 Dec 10, 2008
When Willie Wet the bed

When Willie was a little boy,
Not more than five or six,
Right constantly did he annoy
His mother with his tricks.
Yet not a picayune cared I
For what he did or said,
Unless, as happened frequently,
The rascal wet the bed.

Closely he cuddled up to me,
And put his hand in mine,
Till all at once I seemed to be
Afloat in seas of brine.
Sabean odors clogged the air
And filled my soul with dread,
Yet I could only grin and bear
When Willie wet the bed.

'Tis many times that rascal has
Soaked all the bedclothes through,
Whereat I'd feebly light the gas
And wonder what to do.

Yet there he lay so peaceful-like,
God bless his curly head!
I quite forgave the little tyke
For wetting of the bed.

Ah, me! Those happy days have flown,
My boy's a father, too,
And little Willies of his own
Do what he used to do.
And I, ah! all that's left for me
Are dreams of pleasures fled,
My life's not what it used to be
When Willie wet the bed!

Eugene Field, 1850-1895
tomos

Athens, Greece

#6 Dec 14, 2008
funny
Jake

Moscow, Russia

#10 Dec 31, 2009
hahahaha
gina

UK

#11 Nov 8, 2011
One day my little sister said to me: can we swop covers? Mine are too thin. I replied: if you didn't wet the bed you would have thicker covers haha

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