Urine tests for alcohol on probation
Injustice Wins

Cinebar, WA

#87 Oct 23, 2012
Victimless crimes have no place in the court system. If you think otherwise, then we should nuke China, and Korea, because they "might attack us" or "nuke us" first, even though they haven't. That's the inevitable path that your logic will follow.

Back on topic though, you can get Detox Tea at most health food stores. It's always worked for me.
pebbles

East Hampton, NY

#88 Oct 25, 2012
Hello I have been on alcohol probation for about 3yrs now and have been drinking since day 1 and passing these tests the whole time. Now yesterday i went to my outpatient program and my therapist told me I came up positive for alcohole. She said they changed the way they used to test.Im trying to figure out if anybody else suddenly came up positive and how many dayz before you know your gonna be teated again is it safe to drink.

Since: Dec 09

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#89 Oct 25, 2012
pebbles wrote:
Hello I have been on alcohol probation for about 3yrs now and have been drinking since day 1 and passing these tests the whole time. Now yesterday i went to my outpatient program and my therapist told me I came up positive for alcohole. She said they changed the way they used to test.Im trying to figure out if anybody else suddenly came up positive and how many dayz before you know your gonna be teated again is it safe to drink.
probation uses cheap tests. I have been on probation 3 times in the last 15 years and virtually nothing has changed in how probation tests for drugs and alcohol. Urine for drugs, breath for alcohol. You basically would have had to drink in the last 12 hours (and drink a decent amount) to fail.
But yeah, these outpatient places don't get funding from government directly, they get insurance companies to pay for your tests who in turn bill the govt. These tests are considerably more expensive than what probation offices are allowed to use and in fact most insurance companies won't cover this type of test every time.
I suggest that, if possible, you lie to the outpatient clinic and tell them you have lost your insurance coverage. Or, if drinking is really that important to you, don't lie, actually cancel it.
Either way, it gives you more control and knowledge over what test they do and when. For example, they will probably have to tell you how much you have to pay per appointment, and then you can predict whether or not you are getting the expensive test or not.
And if you're forced into DNA treatment no matter what, use a county clinic. They usually have adjustable rates for clients. Then lie about your salary to them too, and they will charge you considerably less. And the less they get from you, the less inclined they are to use the expensive tests on you. Thats less raises for that department you know?
All of these strategies worked for me, but it took me a while how to learn to tell the exact right lies to the right people. I used to be completely unable to lie and now I do it out of habit. Its a really sad consequence of being involved with the criminal justice system.
ThatDUIguy

Portland, OR

#90 Oct 27, 2012
The amazing E.T.G. test!!! Here is what i do and it has worked 100% 5 times in a year.(I have never failed a test before)
Buy 4-5 snap on air tight 3-5oz tupperware (must click/snap air tight) also a smaller crochable container with a temp strip reading the range of 92-100fahrenheit (I got one from Quick Fix)
Get clean or find someone (same sex) 100% drug/E.T.G. clean.
Fill all containers freezing them instantly after each piss (urine only good for 3-6 months frozen and always better to have a few)
now for the thawing.(it's ok to thaw over night in fridge)
Boil a nice little pot of water and place the urine container (with the lid still snapped on tight) into the boiling water.
After about ten min when urine is hotter than 100fahrenheit
pour the urine into the crochable container (Important! exposing to air too long risk contaminates)
Wrap a hand warmer or two around the bottle or even with tin foil.
Before entering the clinic, Wait outside and watch the temp strip. when the 100F starts to brighten croch it and hurry in.(With one hand warmer you should have about 30 min of clear zone for accurate temp)
To learn how to calculate with the temp/time practice at home with water.
And yes, f*** who ever says you shouldn't drink in the first place!!!!!!!!!!
Just do the time

Saint Petersburg, FL

#91 Nov 5, 2012
I just did the jail time for the "DWI" instead of probation. Probation is a scam to make those scumbags money . "DWI" I had 2 beers , a grown man is not "intoxicated" from 2 beers. Its a dirty scam.
need info

Missoula, MT

#93 Nov 8, 2012
Just wondering if PO's really come to your house or randomly call you to come in for a test?
dee dee

United States

#94 Nov 9, 2012
I had one beer last nite i must test this evening will i pass?
crystal

Fairfield, IA

#95 Nov 11, 2012
I have a urine test at 1 o clock Mondays. I was drinking quite a bit until 2am Thursdays night. The test is for my probation. I have been doing damn good. No drugs. I have read all of your responses. I can still feel the alcohol coming out of my skin. I am very petite if that makes a difference. Do you thnk I will be okay??
confused

Boise, ID

#96 Nov 12, 2012
Coming Clean wrote:
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Maybe you should try cluing in and just stop drinking instead of trying to figure out how to beat some urine test. After all drinking is the reason why you are in trouble now. Obviously drinking is more important to you than staying out of trouble and getting on with life.
your a dush bag get over self if some one wants to drink then let them mabye you should start understanding where ppl are comeing from and not judge if they whould like to drink fuck you there going to no matter what opioun you have to say about it
sloane

South Sutton, NH

#97 Nov 13, 2012
YOU ONLY HAVE TO WORRY IF YOU ARE HAVING AN ETG TEST WHICH CAN TEST BACK AS FAR AS 80 HOURS. OTHER URINE TESTS ONLY TEST FOR. DRUGS.
Zrk

Parker, CO

#98 Nov 13, 2012
I drank 3/4 of a 40 oz beer at midnight and took an 8 panel drug test including etg 12 hours later. I'm 6'5" and weigh 160 and I'm 18 yrs old. Am I good or not? Somebody answer.
sloane

South Sutton, NH

#99 Nov 14, 2012
AN ETG GOES BACK 80 HRS. SO I THINK YOU ARE SCREWED! SORRY....
Probation Magnet

Stamford, CT

#100 Nov 14, 2012
honest and anonymous wrote:
In My experience , many places do cheaper forms of drug testing as the ETG(80 hr test is expensive ) but First it's good to know what type of testing is done , I can also say I've cleaned out in 52-68 hrs and passed many times . I have a method and system that seems to work . First , make sure you have at least a window of at least 3 days to clean up after you drink . I aslo take super antioxidant green tea about 5 bags in a 8-12 oz cup steeped for bout n hour till it's bitter and shitty tasting ... You've just made a super concentrated cup of antioxidants . I do this a few times coupled with energy drinks orange juice ,lots off coffee and multi vitamins and excercise and i've passed every time ... To be honest though the paranoia and fear really isn't worth it . Really if ya cant do it and really enjoy it ya shouldnt be doing it ... I have since stopped so i can confindently pee in that cup and know for sure im clean ..the fear is too high a price not to mention the risk losing ones freedom/job on a night of foolishness is too high a price . I've answered this as honestly as i can . If youre doing right theres no way ya can get in trouble for doing wrong , Good luck and be safe .
This person has it all correct. I don't buy the disgusting tea thing and add another 9 hours to his three days and you are ok. You mess it up and you may go to jail. That's no fun, I've been there and don't want to go back. When you're in jail you promise yourself that you will do ANYTHING to get out and never go back. Not drinking may be your best bet. On that note I'm having a glass of wine, not four shots of vodka! Cheers and good luck!
Probation Magnet

Stamford, CT

#101 Nov 14, 2012
This person has it all correct. I don't buy the disgusting tea thing and add another 9 hours to his three days and you are ok. You mess it up and you may go to jail. That's no fun, I've been there and don't want to go back. When you're in jail you promise yourself that you will do ANYTHING to get out and never go back. Not drinking may be your best bet. On that note I'm having a glass of wine, not four shots of vodka! Cheers and good luck!

Since: Dec 09

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#102 Nov 17, 2012
Zrk wrote:
I drank 3/4 of a 40 oz beer at midnight and took an 8 panel drug test including etg 12 hours later. I'm 6'5" and weigh 160 and I'm 18 yrs old. Am I good or not? Somebody answer.
no

Since: Dec 09

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#103 Nov 17, 2012
Zrk wrote:
I drank 3/4 of a 40 oz beer at midnight and took an 8 panel drug test including etg 12 hours later. I'm 6'5" and weigh 160 and I'm 18 yrs old. Am I good or not? Somebody answer.
I think this is a post from someone who wants their system protected.

You can easily beat the etg, you just have to be careful.

Since: Dec 09

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#104 Nov 17, 2012
Just do the time wrote:
I just did the jail time for the "DWI" instead of probation. Probation is a scam to make those scumbags money . "DWI" I had 2 beers , a grown man is not "intoxicated" from 2 beers. Its a dirty scam.
Yeah I did both. I support doing the time. Don't go on probation. It can actually cost you more time in jail - violation of probation carries a heftier penalty then the original offense in most cases.
Do the time and keep your mouth shut. Any time you talk about another person you only implicate yourself in conspiracy and knowledge of criminal activity (which makes it so you are responsible). Just ask for a lawyer if you're ever in police custody and don't say anything except to your lawyer.
stasober

Springfield, NJ

#105 Nov 21, 2012
anyone on scramx
stasober

Springfield, NJ

#106 Nov 21, 2012
How do you beat it besides 4 days alcohol free. Does height weight sex matter
stasober

Springfield, NJ

#107 Nov 21, 2012
crystal wrote:
I have a urine test at 1 o clock Mondays. I was drinking quite a bit until 2am Thursdays night. The test is for my probation. I have been doing damn good. No drugs. I have read all of your responses. I can still feel the alcohol coming out of my skin. I am very petite if that makes a difference. Do you thnk I will be okay??
i would like to know how you did & if it was the etg. Seems like you cut it close to the 80 hr guide. Good luck

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