Look gang! It's my puppy dog, Bare Ignorance. See how he follows me around? He can't help himself. Everywhere I go, he does too. It's not like I give him treats or anything like that. I try to get rid of him as much as possible, but it seems to be no use.<quoted text>
The properly trained citizens in the USA are called POLICE OFFICERS.
What a shame it is basement dwellers see a few cop shows and decide they is properly trained.
Now go away little puppy. Bad doggie. Go sit in the corner where you belong. Adults are trying to have a discussion.