LOL> Being a bad loser will never make you a winner kid.<quoted text>
Maybe they're thinking about how when the IJA was fixing to visit down under, the Auks were shitting their pants and bitching about the dirty yanks taking too long to get there and save them.
Your Lord and Master, the King of England, once begged the Imperial Japanese Navy to defend Aus.
Apparently once the Japanese got to know the whiny, bitchy Australians, they decided to war on the British. Even to the point of capturing Singapore so they could make the Diggers empty their latrines, using their silly looking hats.
I have it from good sources that the Navy wants bases there because Australian women hang on fences and offer sexual favors to any foreigner who will take them out of that rathole.
You need to get with the programme and pivot to Asia. They will be lighter skinned and trading harder in the future.
Some experience with the people you are sputing bumper sticker nonsense about could just make you some money.