I wish I was kidding. Those poor kids. Their skin was bright red and they were screaming their little heads off.<quoted text>
Dear Lord! You're kidding about the kids being sprayed by their mothers, right?!?!
What the HELL were they thinking?
I swear, some folks who come out here vacationing, get up and the first thing they do is lay their brains on the night stand and then venture out in the great outdoors.