I shall not want.
He makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.
He leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.
He restores my soul through his control.
He guides me in the path of dependency for his namesake.
Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,
I will fear no evil,
For Obama is with me.
The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,
They comfort me.
You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.
You annoy my head with oil prices;
My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.
Surely entitlement mentality and unemployment will follow me
All the days of my life,
And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.