I keep my gun in my car trunk

I keep my gun in my car trunk

Created by Dooooce on Apr 18, 2010

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Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh

Chesapeake, VA

#7409 Mar 14, 2013
ZigmunnDroid wrote:
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Jane you ignorant slut.
You can't start shooting your gun in a crowded theater either.
Unless you need to shoot some idiot like you who is trying to start a fire.
But you can get arrested for merely having one.
Just like even an idiot like you can whisper fire in a crowded theater, or have it written on a piece of paper.
Are you really so stupid as to have no idea the difference between misbehvaing and exercising a right.
Oh, you are that stupid.
And you can yell fire if there IS a fire.
Jesus you're still as stupid as you have always been.
Does the Second Amendment protect your right to possess a nuclear weapon?

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7411 Mar 24, 2013
Btw, the gun lobby scored 3 victories this past week. First, the assault weapons ban and Feinstein Amendment was struck down by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. And second, the Senate passed an amendment that prevents the the US from being affected by UN gun control (passed by 53-46 vote). For the 2nd Amendment supporters out there, keep up the great work. For Douche and the rest of the gun ban extremists out there, gfy. You guys lost. Keep trying and you will lose again. :)
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh

Chesapeake, VA

#7412 Mar 25, 2013
JasonStorm wrote:
Btw, the gun lobby scored 3 victories this past week. First, the assault weapons ban and Feinstein Amendment was struck down by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. And second, the Senate passed an amendment that prevents the the US from being affected by UN gun control (passed by 53-46 vote). For the 2nd Amendment supporters out there, keep up the great work. For Douche and the rest of the gun ban extremists out there, gfy. You guys lost. Keep trying and you will lose again.:)
You still can't carry a gun in all 50 states and DC.

I can

I am going to spend next week in Baltimore and DC. I will be LEGALLY armed with a fully-loaded Glock.

Why don't you call the cops and tell them?
Jason Storm

Silver Spring, MD

#7413 Mar 26, 2013
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:
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I am going to spend next week in Baltimore and DC. I will be LEGALLY armed with a fully-loaded Glock.
Why don't you call the cops and tell them?
Airsoft is what u are carrying, I'd bet. Otherwise, u are a joke. GFY.

Since: Aug 11

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#7414 Mar 27, 2013
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:
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You still can't carry a gun in all 50 states and DC.
I can
I am going to spend next week in Baltimore and DC. I will be LEGALLY armed with a fully-loaded Glock.
Why don't you call the cops and tell them?
Are you still thumping that drum? You sound like a pebble rattling in a can. I hope you are carrying it lodged between your asscheeks & you shart on it so the slide is stuck shut...... That would be poetic indeed!
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh

Chesapeake, VA

#7415 Mar 27, 2013
Have Seen It Before wrote:
<quoted text>Are you still thumping that drum? You sound like a pebble rattling in a can. I hope you are carrying it lodged between your asscheeks & you shart on it so the slide is stuck shut...... That would be poetic indeed!
You and your little buddy Jason are so jealous of me

Since: Aug 11

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#7416 Mar 27, 2013
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:
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You and your little buddy Jason are so jealous of me
Yeah when I grow up I want to be as pathetic as you.
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh

Chesapeake, VA

#7417 Mar 28, 2013
Have Seen It Before wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah when I grow up I want to be as pathetic as you.
"Pathetic" is a non-specific, yet a classic AOLish internet insult from 1995-just like the age-old "You live in your mother's basement"
Douchebag Deluxe

Buffalo, NY

#7418 Mar 29, 2013
Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:
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"Pathetic" is a non-specific, yet a classic AOLish internet insult from 1995-just like the age-old "You live in your mother's basement"
I have a feeling you are the product of anal gone wrong. You dripped from back to front and took root. Is that insult enough for you?

Since: Aug 11

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#7421 Mar 31, 2013
Douchebag Deluxe wrote:
<quoted text>I have a feeling you are the product of anal gone wrong. You dripped from back to front and took root. Is that insult enough for you?
That's a good one! Fitting too.

Since: Aug 11

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#7423 Apr 2, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
I was walking in Baltimore yesterday with a loaded flock in my coat pocket LEGALLY. Jason and his little gun nut buddies with their little pistol permits from their stupid little "red States" would go to prison if they tried that
I am going to carry a gun in DC Thursday...LEGALLY
Jason is a member of the US Military and he is not allowed to do that
Poor poor little gun nuts have to leave their guns at home when they need them the most
Have you ever actually tried inserting your head in your colon or do you just slide your tongue up there to reload the crap you spew?
Well

York, PA

#7428 Apr 3, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
When Obama outlaws guns there will probably be a hotline people can call to smirch on people who don't turn in their guns. If there is reward money involved I will have a very nice second income coming in
That reminds me of a Morgan Freeman quote from "The Dark Night":

"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to blackmail this person?... Good luck."

Since: Aug 11

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#7429 Apr 3, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
When Obama outlaws guns there will probably be a hotline people can call to smirch on people who don't turn in their guns. If there is reward money involved I will have a very nice second income coming in
Maybe you can use it to buy a block of cheese. I am sure you are a rat.

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7431 Apr 7, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
When Obama outlaws guns there will probably be a hotline people can call to smirch on people who don't turn in their guns. If there is reward money involved I will have a very nice second income coming in
And you will get killed for doing so. Snitches get stitches. Obamamessiah outlawing guns? That'll be the day. So far gun control has stalled and it is going to be filibuster.

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7432 Apr 7, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
Just got back from DC
Legally carried my gun EVERYWHERE
Cops and security let me bypass all metal detectors
In your dreams. The only gun you carry everywhere is your Willy. And we all have them too.

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7433 Apr 7, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
I am going to carry a gun in DC Thursday...LEGALLY
Jason is a member of the US Military and he is not allowed to do that
Poor poor little gun nuts have to leave their guns at home when they need them the most
I can still carry a knife on base. Bank on that. And I'd bet withing 21 ft. I can still kill you with a knife before you even get a chance to draw your pistol out. You ain't sh*t.

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7434 Apr 7, 2013
Poor Douche, a broken down has-been. He can't run, he can't hide. He is't what he used to be. He doesn't carry a gun. Maybe his d*ck, which is probably shriveled too.

Since: Aug 11

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#7435 Apr 7, 2013
JasonStorm wrote:
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In your dreams. The only gun you carry everywhere is your Willy. And we all have them too.
He has to lift his belly flap to find it!!

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7438 Apr 8, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
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I won't have to leave my name when I call the snitch hotline. Just like that 1 800 LOCKYOUUP Crimeline thing they will give me a code number and I will go yo a designated bank to get my money
All it takes is someone on the inside to know who you are. Don't assume anything.

“"Stand and Fight"”

Since: Sep 10

United States

#7439 Apr 8, 2013
Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh wrote:
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Have you ever actually stabbed anyone or have you just played with rubber knives and styrofoam nun chucks at the Chuck Norris Karate School at Jakarta when you were six years old?
I have trained in knives using Filipino Martial Arts and Close Quarter Combatives. I have also learned from some people who have done time on the inside or were in gangs. Although I never stabbed anyone, I came close to doing that a few times before in the street.

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