In real life Kevin James (the guy who plays Paul Blart) could beat Tom Cruise's ass<quoted text>
With you always mentioning Paul Blart, you have a fantasy life. I don't have a fantasy life. I serve my country, enjoy my hobbies, and luv life. And unlike you, I take pretty good care of myself. You are all talk and I walk the walk.
I am 56 years old, and even I could beat Tom Cruise's ass. I would crush that pint-and-a-half of piss