When You Want The Classics, Choose Greek
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#1 Jan 26, 2008
I am so homesick right now...... Still a true Greek after almost 40 years in the US........ There is a Greek restaurant in Fort Lauderdale on A1A and Oakland Park Blvd that really comes close to the delicacies described in the article.. I go there any chance I get.
#2 Sep 17, 2008
Dimitri Da Greek is a poor fisherman of the islands.
One fine evening, taking his fish to home, his way is cut by Sophia... his witty motherinlaw.
"Say Dimitri..lets make a bet. If you can tell where my cu-nt is, I will give you this gold coin. If not, you give me all your fish."
dimitri, excited by the golden prospect, says:
"DEAL! its on your front!"
Sophia bends over. Lifts her skirt:
"See dimitri... you are mistaken.
so... the fish r gone."
the next day Sophia again cuts Dimitris way:
"Dimitraki! would you care to make a bet again? the question and the conditions stay the same!"
Dimitraki observes this as an opportunity to win back the heart of his wife who was well pissed off to find him empty handed last nite:
"Ofcourse Sophia! its on your back!"
The Evil Sophia lifts her skirt, facing poor Dimitri... its right there in the front... goes the fish...
On the 3rd day, Dimitris way is once again cut by Sophia... same offer, same conditions... but to encourage Dimitris shaded self confidence about her cu-nts whereabouts, sophia allows him to cover 2 posible conditions as an answer.
so Dimitris goes:
"Sophia, its either on your back or front!"
so, evil devil Sophia lies on the ground, arches her back, lifts her skirt, and winks at her son in law:
"See dimitrakis, its neither in the back, nor in the front. Its in the middle"
Loosing all his fish once more, Dimitris faces his wifes wrath:
"wWhat kind of a fisherman are you dimitris? cant you bring home 1 fish in 3 days?"
Dimitri also gets pissed off:
"DAMN YOU WOMAN! I WOULD BE BRINGING HOME HUNDREDS OF FISH! BUT YOUR MOMS CU-NT MOVES TOO MUCH!"
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