Tiger starts slowly at U.S. Open

It may have been a dream threesome. It was anything but a dreamy start for Tiger Woods at the U.S. Open , though.

[Curley]

That's bogus.

[Nbam]

?

[Rich Brannon]

Curley wrote:

That's bogus.

What??????????

[FIRE WILLIE]

Fire Willie.

[Bunko]

GOLF - stands for:
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
So why are they all over the L.I. golf courses slowing the pace to a crawl and ruining the flow of every round?

Time to rename the game to:
Make Inexperienced Ladies Forbidden

[Tom]

I think MILF stands for something completely different.

[bill]

Judging by the media coverage of the US Open, you would think Tiger and Mickelson were the only ones playing,