Great! Now the Izod-wearing, Beemer-driving, Absolut-swilling, Flomax-popping pudgy weekend golfers can whip out their Droids and Blackberrys and call their buddies 2 rows back in the gallery, check their bailout fund status and see whom Tiger is banging that very moment.

Bet the house on this: Some yahoo is going to forget to turn his ringer off and he will pi$$ off one of the world-class athletes on the course.

Fun will be had by all!