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#1 Dec 23, 2012
Reinstate slavery and get these animals back on the field!
your master

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#2 Dec 23, 2012

BLACKs are very, very averse to work of any kind. The BLACKs most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your BLACK to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. BLACKs are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your BLACK into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your BLACK will then frantically compete with the other field BLACKs to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your BLACK to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your BLACK comes equipped with the standard BLACK IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. BLACK can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your BLACKs can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.

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