Israeli Security Expert Says Full Body Scanners Are "Useless"

Apr 30, 2010 Full story: John Dvorak

Not just theater of the air, but theater of the absurd. And we pay for the ticket whether we want to experience the show or not.

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mtlonewolf

South Elgin, IL

#1 May 1, 2010
SUCH A WONDERFUL IDEA. WE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS EARLIER!!!

Here's an alternative...very funny AND effective! Who said you couldn't have your cake and eat it too???!!!

Subject: Great Idea!

I say we get this to work right away...

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now:

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

LOL !!!:)

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