Roxxxy the Sex Robot Comes With Artifical Intelligence

Sep 5, 2010 Full story: www.aolnews.com 15

Hey, guys, if you're looking for a sure thing, Roxxxy the sex robot is ready, willing and programmed to please.

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“Mean People Suck”

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#1 Sep 5, 2010
too funny!!

“1943-2013”

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#2 Sep 5, 2010
Will she say things like

Not tonight honeyI have a microchip ache.

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS ”

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#3 Sep 6, 2010
lol too funny

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#4 Sep 6, 2010
Nice ASCII

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#5 Sep 6, 2010
I have one. At least she doesn't bitch like Mary Magdalene did. I had to drop that hole, like a bad habit.
Cue

“Rack-em, Sit, Shut-up, Repeat”

Since: Feb 08

Your Gene POOL Needs Chlorine

#6 Sep 7, 2010
A sex robot with artificial intelligence sounds a lot like my ex-wife.

This is close to my idea of the perfect female companion – one that I can shut up and switch off when my favorite sports team is on TV and turn back on for sex during halftime. I wonder if they offer a model 3' 8” tall with a flat head to hold the beer that will also fetch snacks and drinks from the refrigerator?

Perhaps next years robotic mail order bride will be dressed in a maids outfit and will be upgraded so it can cook and clean – now THAT would be special.
jasper stevens

Shinnston, WV

#7 Sep 10, 2010
i like robots like that one from that movie short circiut he was ccool! and the terminater but everybody knows how that dude was. liquid robots are unstopabel. but i cant tink of sex with a robot that can turn into mercury and just split up and go all over teh place! mmaybe you freeze them first? mr_H Holbery will probably come in here and talk all his fancy stuff about robotos now.
Zombie Corpse Rental

San Jose, CA

#8 Sep 10, 2010
Yuck.

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#9 Sep 10, 2010
A man and his wife were arguing endlessly about...whatever couples argue endless over. He complained she said 'no' too often, so she bought him a blowup, life size 'companion', and told him to have at it.

Next morning him and the doll were in the kitchen fixin' scrambled eggs, sausage, and biscuits and gravy. Wife asks what is goin' on here, and husband sez, "if I can teach her to cook, yer azz is GONE!!!"
jasper stevens

Shinnston, WV

#10 Sep 10, 2010
Old Sam wrote:
A man and his wife were arguing endlessly about...whatever couples argue endless over. He complained she said 'no' too often, so she bought him a blowup, life size 'companion', and told him to have at it.
Next morning him and the doll were in the kitchen fixin' scrambled eggs, sausage, and biscuits and gravy. Wife asks what is goin' on here, and husband sez, "if I can teach her to cook, yer azz is GONE!!!"
hahhaha that makes me hungry i want some eggs

“Dum Di Dum”

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#11 Sep 10, 2010
Old Sam wrote:
A man and his wife were arguing endlessly about...whatever couples argue endless over. He complained she said 'no' too often, so she bought him a blowup, life size 'companion', and told him to have at it.
Next morning him and the doll were in the kitchen fixin' scrambled eggs, sausage, and biscuits and gravy. Wife asks what is goin' on here, and husband sez, "if I can teach her to cook, yer azz is GONE!!!"
Don´t forget, she needs to clean up too...

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#12 Sep 11, 2010
RaggedyAnn wrote:
too funny!!
Virtually sounds like love ..........or maybe just virtual love.........or maybe just plain old kinky..........lol Which are they selling more of? Rocky or Roxxxxy? LOL
Bobaloo

Paducah, KY

#14 Jun 20, 2011
We all know why they invented it.

“It's Good To Be The Queen”

Since: Nov 10

Tallahassee, FL

#15 Jun 20, 2011
lmao...i wish i had...lmao...artificial intelligence....lmao...i wish i had....lmao...any intelligence at all...lmao...
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Baraboo, WI

#16 Jun 20, 2011
weiner wants one

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