Era ends at The Huntsville Times as longtime employees leave, paper...

Sep 29, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Alabama Live

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -- Friday was the last day of work for many Huntsville Times employees, and Monday is the first day for a new Alabama media company that includes both familiar and new faces in Huntsville and across the state.

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The Huntsville Times

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Sep 29, 2012
 

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We fired our fat drunk and stupid employees...
and replaced them with a laptop computer!

You'll get your news three days a week, and you'll shut the hell up and accept it... so quit all your wining.

The Huntsville Times: some of the news, some of the time!
Stan and Kyle

Madison, AL

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Sep 29, 2012
 
The paper seems to be much better now
joe

Camilla, GA

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Sep 30, 2012
 
Cut the coverage but raise the price of Sunday paper to$2 WTF!!!!!
Louie Louie

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I'd like to f**k her!
The Huntsville Times wrote:
We fired our fat drunk and stupid employees...
and replaced them with a laptop computer!
You'll get your news three days a week, and you'll shut the hell up and accept it... so quit all your wining.
The Huntsville Times: some of the news, some of the time!
lookingforward

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Oct 7, 2012
 
The new paper has been going out for one week now. It assumes we are only sports fanatics and
uneducated people who don't want to be informed. And the one fun thing we liked(the giant sudoku) has been reduced to a joke sudoku in the comics section, a very fitting place for the entire sunday edition. They should have just killed the paper instead of giving us this piece of trash.
The NEW Huntsville Times

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Oct 7, 2012
 
Huntsville AL -- Friday was the last day of work for all of the fired Huntsville Times employees, and Monday is the first njew day for a njew Alabama media company that includes no familiar folks but allot of njew faces from out of state. Alabama Media Group launches its njew products and services Monday and immediately becomes the state's largest liberal jew owned media organization. It was created to make it’s jewish owners lots of fast cash while providing liberal socialist news and information in the ways consumers increasingly seek it today: personal computers, tablets and smartphones, as well as a few newspapers a couple of days a week.

The njew company's staff of yankee jews will post on al.com up-to-the-minute breaking njews, all kinds of bama football sports, ignorant features and useless information about non-events and lame activities, and it will publish a few editions each week of The Huntsville Times, The Birmingham News and The Mobile Press-Register. There will be no newspaper most of the week, and a smaller Times - with reduced njews, lame features and lots of sports sections, more daily un-funny comics and your favorite puzzles from sometime that week - will still appear smeared with dogshit in driveways and in rain soaked njews racks a few days a week. Every day, journalists will post njews on al.com as it happens, around the cock, and produce njew and detailed reports for the three semi-weekly newspapers.

A stupid reader's guide to the njew media company will be with Sunday's Huntsville Times, including an introduction to the njews team and details about un-subscribing and not communicating with us in the njew era. An idiots guide to finding njews on the njew platforms might land (in dogshit) on subscribers' driveways Monday morning. Taking over by Alabama Media Group meant that easy money jobs of lifetime fat drunk and stupid employees ended and we bought some laptop computers as the company's digital-first focus moved daily production of the njewspaper to a few times a week and print production shifted from Huntsville to Birmingham where the blacks work much cheaper than those “good ol’ white boys” up in Huntspatch.

A number of useless bylines and lame photo credits for poorly done pictures will thankfully be missing beginning next week, and a number of support personnel and advertising representatives have been fired and are probably homeless by now. Across all three papers and al.com , about 4,000 fat drunk and stupid employees were fired without severance packages on June 12, after the njew publishing schedule was announced by Advance Publications. For those fat drunk and stupid employees who left Friday and not going forward with the njew company, Friday was the end of a money losing era for The Huntsville Times.

"In our 102 years of continual daily publishing, The Times has provided lackluster coverage of everything from World War II to the space race to the devastating tornadoes last year. We had hoped the tornado would have taken out The Huntsville Time. That is credited to the type of staff of drunkards we have here, including those people who are no longer with the company," said Bud Myrick, The Times' paper boy hero, who was also fired as the njews go forward. "Our dedication to lack-of-depth journalism that doesn’t matter to North Alabama probably won't change. They'll just be delivering it to you a few days a week and on the platforms that most illiterate Alabama readers can’t access."
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The NJEW Huntsville Time - some of the news, some of the time
"we fired our fat drunk and stupid employees and bought laptop computers"

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