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#1 Mar 29, 2009
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, from your friendly retired exotic dancer, Moshe Rabeynu. I did not realize when I generated my inquiry concerning the start-up of a male exotic dance facility in Israel that it would be that amusing to so many people. Its not easy having to retire from all the glamour and the excitement. I yearn to shave my legs and pubic area, don my good old G-string once again and to get back into the limelight as the leader of a first rate male exotic dance review. I have put on a little weight over the course of my retirement years but I have started an exercise regimen to tighten my pecs, glutes and abs which the ladies like so much. I am going to undergo penile enlargement surgery while Im still living in the U.S. to compensate for the shrinkage of old age (as George Constanza would describe it). I would have had it done in Israel after aliyah, however, the Jewish Agency Representative told me I would have to pay an import duty on the implant device in Israel because it was over nine inches. The Israeli Government limits the size of a penile implant to 4 ¾ inches to qualify for the oleh chadash tax and import duty exemption. I explained that this was a work related expense and an integral part of the Male Exotic Dance business but he told me that Israel as a socialist society and they didnt see why anyone should require an implant in order to have such exceptionally large genitalia. I asked him,what about each according to his ability, each according to his needs. I explained that if I were going to be a success in my chosen line of endeavor, I would need to pack the gear. The whole matter is still up in the air and I have come to the conclusion that he is angling for a bribe or payoff either for himself or a cohort. He told me on the QT that it might be possible to fudge the official import manifest paperwork to look like the importation of two 4 ¾ inch implants instead of one 9 ½ inch implant. I could certify that I was orthodox and one implant was milchadikeh and one was flayshekikeh. This whole rigmarole will have to be steered through the immigration bureaucratic process by unseen hands so I assume someone, somewhere, will require a payoff. Additionally, I have been advised that there might be a problem with the Rabbinate. They feel that it is unseemly for a woman to place her tip in the male dancers G-string. They said that they will require that all the dancers carry pishkahs
(containers with slots on top) like I had to carry around, when I was in Hebrew school, for the Keren Kayemet. I asserted that if the ladies want to put their sheckels by the shmeckles and get a little peek and a little poke in the process, this is their right as am chofshi! The male dancers will be instructed to carry the pishkahs but the ladies can place their tips wherever they please, be it in the dancers pouch or his pishkah slot. Ill have to sign off for now. Im getting some new G-strings made up and I have an appointment for a fitting.
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