Brad Pitt discusses engagement, marriage, at Cannes

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Actor Brad Pitt poses at the 'Killing Them Softly' photocall on May 22, 2012 in Cannes, France. Full Story
Leaving Anyway

Spring, TX

#1 Jun 5, 2012
Does engagement mean leaving Jolie at home with the kids? Is she making macaroni and cheese with a side of green bean casserole? If she can act like a wife in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, why can't she play act the role of mother? Would it hurt her to put on an apron and do a photo shoot.

Let's see:
Cheeto Casserole
Micky D.'s Big Mac Attack Casserole
McFlurry's all the way around
Spam and Reese's peanut butter cups (from first 50 dates)
microwave macaroni
Marie Callendar's dinners so each kid can have something different

Sounds festive, NO?

What's next...a road trip to Walmart to show people they like McDonald's and Walmart? One stop shopping.

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